We really believe GEORGE CLOONEY when he says girlfriend-of-the-moment STACY KEIBLER can kick his ass. For one thing, Stacy used to be former professional wrestler with the WWE. For another, she’s 18 years younger than George… she can take him down easily, no problem.

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Hollywood news wonders if this is the kind of woman George goes for… the kind that can beat the hell out of him, then hang off his arm in a form fitting frock and smile on the red carpet afterwards. It isn’t too much to ask for, is it?

“She’s very tall,”

George notes.

Yes, we’ve noticed that, too. One doesn’t usually overlook a 5’11″ blonde amazon who can bench press you 50 any time of the day or night.

“And she can take me two out of three falls. That’s important, too.”

Ah, another of George‘s mysterious girlfriend requirements revealed. If you’re a contender, start weight lifting. Or take up Aikido. Or compete in the UFC as the first female mixed martial arts fighter.

But more to the point…

“She can kick my ass,”

George explains with a contented smile hovering on his lips.

But can Stacy kick down his calcified misconceptions about marriage?

What do you think?

Image via WENN

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