In recent star news, JESSICA SIMPSON revealed on her Twitter that, as a pregnant woman, she now farts 15 times more than the average person. Of course, this doesn’t come as a shock to anyone (especially to anyone who’s gone through pregnancy), but it is pretty shocking that Jess would choose to talk so publicly about the frequency of her flatulence.
Jessica retweeted a post from OMGFacts, which said:
“The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!”
She added:
“The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!”
Obviously, since Jessica’s pregnant, we can deduce that she’s speaking from her own experience. Is she giving out way too much information? Maybe so… but we’re not surprised. After all, this is the same woman who once admitted that she hardly ever brushes her teeth.
We know Jess isn’t one to shy away from such things. She once passed some serious gas in the presence of then-husband Nick Lachey during an episode of their old reality show “Newlyweds.” And afterwards, she told Nick:
“You love my stinky ass.”
We wonder if Jessica’s soon-to-be hubby Eric Johnson loves her stinky ass too… especially now that it’s 15 times stinkier.
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