JUSTIN BIEBER will be taking a DNA test to settle the paternity suit alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater brought on once and for all…and then he plans to sue her multiple piercings right off.
Justin is plumb tired and fed up of the claims the 20-year-old is making, fingering him as the father of her four-month-old baby boy, Tristyn…
To give the speculations a rest, and to allow him free reign to promote his Christmas album without being impeded ugly rumors hanging over his head, Justin is taking that DNA test to prove once and for all he isn’t the owner of the sperm Yeater alleges he deposited in her during 30 seconds of frantic thrusting at a backstage bathroom during a lull in one of Justin‘s Los Angeles concerts a year ago.
Bieber called these allegations “crazy” and claims he never met Yeater at all. He’s hired Matthew Hiltzik, crisis management hotshot of Hiltzik Strategies to help manage the scandal.
Justin is currently in Europe but will return to the U.S. in two weeks where he will take the DNA test to disprove Yeater’s paternity claims. In fact, celebrity news heard word his lawyer has already chosen the requisite lab for the DNA testing.
Then Justin and his legal team are going to sue the red hair off Yeater.
Those two weeks are going to be worth the wait…