KRIS HUMPHRIES is allegedly intent on firing his first shot of dirt at KIM KARDASHIAN before she does it to him on the second season premier of “Kourtney and Kim Take New York” next week.
Why are we not surprised? It’s a hard and fast rule in basketball: offense is the best defense, and it seems Kris has taken that particular lesson to heart…
Hollywood rumors report Kim‘s all set to demoralize Kris Humphries by portraying him as a verbally abusive husband who told her she was “fat” and called her “stupid.” But Kris isn’t taking this sitting down.
He’s reportedly started telling pals the real story, particularly about his soon-to-be-ex-wife’s famous butt.
“Kris told his buddies that it takes a lot of work for Kim to make her bottom look as good as it does,”
a source told The National Enquirer.
“He revealed all her secrets: how she uses ‘booty pads,’ Spanx and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it’s not the same.”
Voluptuous Kim has denied up and down and all around town that she hasn’t had any surgery to enhance her backside, but it seems Kris knows the real story.
“He knows what the real thing looks like – because he’s recorded it on his cell phone camera!”
the source went on to say.
Well, wait…so does everyone who’s seen “Kim Kardashian, Superstar,” right?
Kris has also started mocking Kim to his pals, telling them Kim‘s always claimed she weighed 115 lbs., but he believes it’s closer to 130 lbs.
Come on, Kris. You’ve immersed yourself in the Kardashian Klan for 72 days and all you’ve got are disparaging remarks about Kim‘s butt and weight? Surely you’ve got better dirt than that?
And anyway, we don’t believe you’ll even stoop that low…you’d get a crick in your back, for sure.
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No matter what they spin to hurt Kris, I am not watching her show on Sunday and if every single person decides not to watch Sunday, her show will get cancelled. Disgusting to try to manipulate the public with fake stories on the internet.