LADY GAGA‘s thoughts about marriage may run along the lines of  “I can buy myself a f*ckin’ ring!”

Is the “Born This Way” Grammy winner trying to tell us she’s destined to die lonely because she can’t find happiness with a man?

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How about a woman? Would she consider getting it on with her own kind now that it looks like she’s “given up” on the male of the species?

Gaga gave a very candid interview for Vanity Fair’s January 2012 issue recently, telling entertainment news very matter-of-factly that:

“I have never felt truly cherished by a lover. I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man,”

Gaga gripes.

“I say this honestly, and this is my new thing as of the past year: when I fight with someone I’m in a relationship with, I think, What would my fans think if they knew this was happening? How would they feel about my work and about me as a female if they knew I was allowing this to go on? And then I get out.”

Because her Little Monsters are everything to her…her whole career is about having a very personal in-their-face relationship with her fans.

“I have this effect on people where it starts out good. Then, when I’m in these relationships with people who are also creative, or creative in their own way, what happens is the attraction is initially there and it’s all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me.”

The artist, who is also known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, admits.

“Perhaps it’s a whose-dick-is-bigger contest. If I go to the piano and write a quick song and play it back, they are angry with how fast and effortless it is. That’s who I am, and I don’t apologize for it. I had a man say to me, ‘You will die alone in a house bigger than you know, with all your money and hit records, and you will die alone.’”

Wow. people must be really intimidated by the huge talent and mega-mind that is Lady Gaga. But quite a few of the men from relationships she got out of have asked her to marry them, she reveals.

“How f*ckin’ romantic, you *sshole. Sure, pop a ring on my finger and make it all better. I can buy myself a f*ckin’ ring.”

Yes, she can at that, too.

So there’s three things we can infer from here: one, Lady Gaga needs to stop dating creative types; two, Lady Gaga needs to start seeing women; and three, Lady Gaga will die a spinster…

So what odds are you betting on?

Image via Annie Leibovitz / Vanity Fair

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