KIM KARDASHIAN wants everyone to know she emailed her family hours before filing divorce papers against KRIS HUMPHRIES Monday…she did not just “jump the gun” like all the Hollywood gossip websites are saying.

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Kim‘s heavily made-up face remained locked on somber mode as she made her way through her scheduled Sydney, Australia tour, but she did crack a smile and manage a wave or two during a meet-and-greet with fans at the Westfield Miranda shopping center…

JESSICA BIEL refuses to kiss and tell on the current state of her relationship with on-again off-again boyfriend, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE despite having been seen cozying up to one another on several occasions recently.

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When it comes to Justin, her lips are pressed tight shut, and nothing celebrity news can do will get her to open up about whether she and Justin have rekindled their romance…

Country singer KEITH URBAN has joined sufferers of an unexplained throat epidemic among entertainers in Hollywood that requires him to have surgery in December.

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Nicole Kidman‘s husband is scheduled to have a polyp removed from his vocal cords, star news learned. And we’re wondering if there’s some kind of voice curse that’s been following celebrities around since October, given that Urban‘s the fourth case we’ve reported so far…

All a heartbroken KRIS HUMPHRIES will get in the aftermath of his 72-day marriage to KIM KARDASHIAN is his share of a paltry 30 percent of the revenue from every commercial that aired during the August wedding special Kim and her family claims they never made any money from.

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Poor devastated soon-to-be ex-husband.

The pre-nup was iron-clad. Kim Kardashian and momager Kris Jenner made sure of that.

“Anything earned during the marriage, she keeps,”

JENNIFER LOPEZ once fired a manager who suggested she lose a bit of weight, giving credence to the saying J. Lo has dangerous curves in more ways than one. Dangerous to your state of employment if you work for her and make a crack about them, that is.

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So if you do feel J. Lo‘s curves are getting a bit out of hand, don’t say a single thing or she may just kick you to the curb…

AMBER HEARD was again impossibly stunning at the European premiere of “The Rum Diary” in a shimmery skintight gown, which showed off every curve of the actress’ enviable body. See for yourself:

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Amber looked very sexy in a shimmery, figure-hugging Alessandra Rich gown, which had long sleeves and a slit in the back. She completed the look with nude Christian Loubotin peep-toe platforms and simple Neil Lane drop earrings.