“New Girl” star ZOOEY DESCHANEL and her husband BEN GIBBARD have separated after only two years of marriage.

It makes us wonder… is there something in the water in Celebrity Land these days? Why is everybody splitting up?

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Zooey and Ben, who tied the knot in 2009, have reportedly ended their marriage. The news comes as a shock to celebrity gossip websites because not too long ago, the “500 Days of Summer” actress and the Death Cab for Cutie rocker were positively gushing like newlyweds about each other in recent interviews.

A 20-year-old woman just filed a paternity suit against JUSTIN BIEBER, claiming he’s the father of her baby. She’s even demanding The Bieb take a paternity test so she could prove her claim is “scientifically accurate.” Uh…can you sue a minor in the State of California if that minor is a Canadian citizen?

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So, like, how many girls have been dreaming of having this androgynous boy singer’s babies since he looked into their eyes from YouTube and sang “…baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhh….?”

Hollywood rumors are falling all over themselves after hearing REGGIE BUSH convinced KIM KARDASHIAN to divorce KRIS HUMPHRIES so they could take up where they left of a couple of years ago…

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After all those reports of Reggie still pining for Kim, and even going so far as to date Kim look-alike Melissa Molinaro, would you put it past him to try and talk his ex-girlfriend to opt out of her marriage vows?

BRITNEY SPEARS took JOE JONAS and made use of him as a human stripper pole during her London performance for her “Femme Fatale” tour. Were the British shocked out of their stiff upper lips? You betcha!

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Apparently, this Jonas brother was in the audience and Brit-Brit grabbed him up on the stage with her to perform her song “Leather and Lace” while gyrating up and down the 22-year-old. Either Joe Jonas was shocked totally  rigid (in a particular part of his anatomy), or enjoyed himself immensely (promise ring or no) because he kept his eyes closed for the duration of Britney‘s performance (on him)…

KRIS JENNER is up in arms against KIM KARDASHIAN‘s detractors, saying her daughter never made a single cent off her wedding. So who pocketed the $17.9 million in alleged revenues then?

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Surely, it wasn’t Kris Jenner herself, was it?

Let’s review the Kardashians’ reported take on the wedding booty:

- $15 million-plus extra profit for ad spots sold during the televised wedding specials…

- $2.5 million from People for exclusive photos…

MEGAN FOX will be a Broadway stage actress now that she’s set to make her debut this month on “24 Hour Plays.” Can you imagine our “Transformers” babe onstage performing something that doesn’t have anything to do with running away from rampaging robots or pouting her lips or making sultry eyes at her leading man?

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Megan will be joining 23 other actors, including Jesse Eisenberg, Julia Stiles, Sarah Silverman and Woody Harrelson, who will be taking part in the annual “24-Hour Plays,” comprised of 10-minute skits performed by each actor from a script writers have only 24 hours to create…