In an unprecedented twist, KIM KARDASHIAN has made it known she wants to keep her divorce off-topic on her family’s reality show, “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”

*Gasp!*…who are you, and what did you do with the real Kim Kardashian?

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Entertainment news today came to a standstill when Kim, who’s reportedly shocked at the hate and backlash stemming from her decision to divorce husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, decided to keep this “painful time” in her life from becoming fodder on reality TV. Her reality TV, that is…

We’re assuming the family has been called together for an emergency meeting by momager Kris Jenner, because it seems Kim putting on her somber face and donning muted or all-black haute couture ensembles have done nothing to stem the outcry from her filing for divorce, particularly since she didn’t even bother telling her groom to his face.

So rather than have their ratings drop and their popularity recede, Kim has done what would ordinarily be unthinkable from her point of view…keep the real reality off her reality show.

Let’s face it, everyday in Kim‘s life is a marketing ploy in progress. This move is actually good for business. By denying the public any hint of talk, any piece of juicy tidbit that has anything to do with her divorce from Kris Humphries, she’ll be upholding the supposed integrity of the Kardashian Klan, right?

Riiiiiight. Because…

“First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show!”

You tell it, Kim.

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