DANIEL RADCLIFFE‘s girlfriend isn’t asking for much…she just wants Dan house-trained in two years…or else!
Or else…what? Is she going to use the Cruciatus curse on him?
And by house-trained, does Dan‘s girlfriend, production assistant Rosie Coker mean he should pee and poo in the bathroom and not anywhere else around the house?
Granted, she really isn’t asking for much. It’s not as if she’s demanding he put a ring on it…and she’s given him a wide window of two years! Some women we know would give a poor guy a couple of weeks, and he’s out. But then again, we’re talking about Harry Potter here, so we really don’t blame Rosie for giving the wizard who killed He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named some time to adjust to the Muggle world after six years in Hogwarts.
Seriously though, it seems Dan really needs to clean up his act. In an interview with The Daily Mail, he said Rosie‘s given him “a deadline of two years to be like a fully-functioning human being around the house.”
Apparently, more than a decade of playing a boy wizard hasn’t equipped Dan with the basic skills needed to look after himself. Domestically, that is.
“I think it means I have to be able to cook for myself better than I can at the moment,”
Dan said, trying his best to interpret what Rosie meant by “house-trained.
“And it means that I can’t leave the house in a state the way I do.”
Dan, whose new horror-suspense period film, “Woman in Black” opens in theaters in February, told star news he hasn’t promised Rosie anything, but…
“I have made it my mission to improve myself. There’s certainly progress to be made.”
he revealed proudly.
And how is he doing this?
“My mum’s here and she came round and tidied everything up for me.”
Ah. If all else fails, give mum a ring on the telly…and she’ll be there with her trusty vacuum cleaner before you can say “Alohomora!”
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