Austinite Sandra Bullock Is Decadent And Delicious

by her very own

Donaldli Mark Ingalls

The bedazzlement of her brilliance is decadent
and delicious. A defier of age, Sandra truly
scintillates as the brightly lit star she is.
She is the youngest looking 47 year-old woman
ever. My Button, Sandra, is the most amazing
woman in my life.

I’m still acting here in Gig Harbor Washington, but
she keeps me going. I’m on remote control
or so to speak. My cell phone bill is higher
than the Eiffel Tower in Paris and I can’t
keep the battery charged. If it keeps ringing
as often as it does I’ll need a nuclear reactor
to power it.

As for the mention of the FBI in my prior online
activity I narrate the fact here. It is true
the FBI told me to contact the authorities in
Austin Texas. I thank Megan Lampinski of the FBI
for her assistance.

But unless Sandy is reading this and flies herself
to the Tacoma Narrows Airport and meets me here
in Gig Harbor Washington I’ll spend Christmas
with Charlize Theron on Whidbey Island at Bush
Point Wharf. Charlize and I are working together
on something for the Seattle International Film
Festival.

And on the most sobering note to Jesse Gregory James.
Sandy is not just some Hollywood Actress.
She doesn’t just gush on cue. She is the most
beautiful woman. Only Nicole Kidman and Paris Hilton
come closest to her beauty. She is intelligent.
She is funny. She is educated. She is a real
human being. She and I do not deserve to get “beaten up”
emotionally by the rants of Jesse James. I
should know about this. He tried to do it to
me too through email.

Maybe Jesse James needs another dog. I have one
here with her drool dropping onto my keyboard.
Her name is Cangjie. She is my little Shih Tzu doggy.
I have had her for 19 hours, 10 weeks, and 3 days.

She came from Beijing China and is quite happy
with me.