JOHN MAYER went on his new Tumblr page telling everybody he hates sarcasm, so all of you people…Just. Please. Be. Sincere. Already.

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It seems John Mayer‘s found a new lease in life after having had a granuloma removed from his vocal chords  in October. He has a new Tumblr page now, and he’s waxing eloquent about his life and beliefs in a setting that allows him more than 140 characters per post…

Yup, after having quit Twitter, admitting he was a “tweet-aholic,” and leaving 3.7 million followers behind, the singer has discovered a new medium to express himself, and he’s peppered his posts with beautiful black-and-white photos of austere landscapes, wildlife and himself.

“If you want to be truly intimidating, If you want to make an impact, If you want to have strong connections with others…”

John Mayer writes in the latest entry of “One Forty Plus,”

“just be sincere.”

And from the tone of his scribblings, we’re guessing John‘s maybe tired of being portrayed in public as a womanizer. Is he ready to come with a clean slate and become a more sincere boyfriend to some lucky girl?

Or maybe not.

“Sarcasm is not an attitude, and it’s not a personality trait. It’s a style of rhetoric meant to be used occasionally to highlight a larger point. Saying you’re a sarcastic person is like saying your favorite cuisine is salt. Sarcasm is easy because you never have to take a stance. And that’s just the problem; It’s so noncommittal.”

He continues, but who he’s referring to in this post one can only guess.

“I live in a city of cool people with the absolute worst PR representatives: themselves. Be yourself, even if that means being unsure or uneasy. Let someone else put you at ease. Meet them in the middle. Be sincere.”

So there you go, ladies and gents. Straight from the horse’s mouth John‘s Tumblr.

From the thousands of likes (“notes” in Tumblr) and reposts of his followers, we’re betting it won’t be long before John Mayer gets back all of his 3.7 million followers.

Just don’t become a Tumblr addict, John, okay?

Photos Via John Mayer‘s Tumblr.

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