SCARLETT JOHANSSON hates the nickname “ScarJo”… so we probably need to stop calling her that. But can you blame us? Scarlett Johansson is quite a mouthful!

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Scarlett has been on celebrity gossip websites and magazines more frequently than most celebrities thanks to her divorce from Ryan Reynolds (which was finalized in July), the release of her hacked nude photos, and more. And in every single article, she gets referred to—at least once—as ScarJo.

Celebrity news has learned that KOBE BRYANT’s wife, VANESSA BRYANT, has filed for divorce… after almost 11 years of marriage.

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Fed up with Kobe’s (alleged) cheating ways, Vanessa finally pulled the plug on their decade-long marriage by filing for divorce on Friday, citing “irreconcilable differences.”

After speaking with a source close to the Bryants, TMZ reports:

Vanessa — who stuck by Kobe after he was charged with sexually assaulting a Colorado woman in 2003 — decided to end the marriage because she believes Kobe has been unfaithful … again.”

KRIS HUMPHRIES is allegedly making it known far and wide that he thinks estranged wife’s KIM KARDASHIAN‘s reality shows are a total sham and are more fiction than fact now that he’s distanced himself from her and her publicity-seeking family.

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While their iron-clad prenup prevents Kris from disclosing any damning details surrounding their marriage, it doesn’t bar him from airing his opinions about the manner she and her family earn a living…which is duping the viewing public about their so-called lives…

GISELE BUNDCHEN shows why she’s the highest paid model in the world by baring her hot mama bod for Fidelia, a company that’s signed her on to be the face…er…body of their South Korean lingerie brand…

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Isn’t Fidelia lucky Gisele consented to take almost all her clothes off for them and showcase her banging bod in their lingerie? The Brazilian model’s presence in their TV and print ads must’ve have boosted their sales ever since they’d invested in her services in time for their 10th anniversary…

KIM KARDASHIAN says she can’t wait to go back to save Haiti, and this time she wants to bring her family with her. Does that mean her reality show’s TV crew is coming along, too?

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It looks like Kim can’t get enough of the giving away of herself this holiday season…and we’re not talking about another sex tape, either, although that’s a gift of Kim‘s that keeps on giving. From serving meals to the homeless this Thanksgiving to leaving for Haiti last week to undertake relief operations in leggings and thigh-high leather boots, and now this…

SNOOKI is literally half the girl she was, if her Twitter photos are any indication. The “Jersey Shore” star has lost some major weight, and if she wasn’t doing her signature duckface and wearing animal prints on her twitpics, you wouldn’t know it’s the same guidette.

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In fact, the only part of her that hasn’t shrunk with her combination of Zantrex diet pills and exercise are her boobs, so celebrity news is guessing that’s about the only part of her that’s overweight…