RIHANNA does a sexy romp, playing in the shadows in her new music video for her single, “You Da One.” Is this because “Da One” still hasn’t made an appearance in RiRi‘s life, whose love (and sex) life lies in the shadows at the moment?
Apart from donning a platinum blonde bob, segueing to her real pixie cut (also blonde), Rihanna also sports suspenders and a black bowler hat amid some serious humping and intimate touching against the backdrop of a brick and checkered wall. And some sinuous stretching with geometric shadows playing across her nearly nude body. Oh, and fishnets…a cable-sized, humongous full-body fishnet stocking…
We haven’t even started on her solid gold grill work, which she’d had installed on her lower jaw in preparation for this video. Something which celebrity news is hoping isn’t going to be a permanent fixture of her smile in the future.
We mean, what guy would want to lock lips with a razor-sharp metal trap? Would you? Talk about shredded gums…
So take a look and hump along to Rihanna‘s catchy new prayer for a man dance tune, and send her wishes that the holidays finally bring her “Da One” to warm her more than a Yule log burning at the hearth ever can.
Photos Via Video Screen Grabs
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