SETH ROGEN once took a piss on TOM CRUISE‘s driveway, celebrity news just learned. Well, hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go.
And why was the Green Hornet lurking around Ethan Hunt’s driveway, anyway? Surely he wasn’t secretly hired by the IMF to infiltrate Hunt’s sanctum sanctuorum via chemically-altered, highly-acidic urine that his sidekick Kato just developed?
No? So what was goofy stand-up comedian Rogen doing in front of A-list Tom‘s home?
Turns out, he was actually there for a meeting with Cruise and director, Judd Apatow, to discuss joining forces for then 2008 upcoming project, “Tropic Thunder.”
Seth admitted having felt very nervous and self-conscious of the great Tom Cruise, so he arrived early but got a bad case of the wee-wees, and as he didn’t want to bother the actor by ringing the doorbell just to use the bathroom, he did the next best thing…
He peed into a Snapple bottle. Which he left in his car before the start of the meeting, of course.
Rogen didn’t get the job, but wasn’t it lucky he only felt like doing number one, and not number two?
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