KIM KARDASHIAN wants her divorce to be private…can you imagine? The reality show starlet, who’s bared her life (and her body) in front of the cameras, doesn’t want the public to know anything about her separation from 72-day groom, Kris Humphries!

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Kimmy has reportedly instructed her divorce attorney to formally petition the court that her divorce from Kris Humphries be heard by a private mediator. Apparently, she doesn’t want it to play out in public or on camera, which makes the whole thing mighty suspicious. Don’t you think?

What? Kim shy away from bringing up her show’s ratings?

“A public trial is the last thing that Kim wants, and she has instructed her lawyer to formally petition the court so that the divorce can be heard by a mediator, which is routinely done in California, since it’s a no-fault state,”

a source told RadarOnline.

Kim doesn’t want a long drawn out trial. She wants the mediation to be private, confidential, and legally binding. She and Kris have no assets together and kept separate bank accounts, so this is a fairly routine divorce proceeding. Kim just wants this over and done with.”

Oh, come on, Kim. Are you going to deny your rapt audience the chance to finally know how it really ended? After all, you did make us suffer through hours of your $18 million wedding special…

Photo Via Kim Kardashian‘s Twitter

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