KRIS JENNER is the new face of sexual lubrication.
Yup. You read that right. The Kardashian Klan’s momager has been hired as spokemodel for a brand of lube. And strangely enough, we think it’s fitting, considering her self-admitted propensity for bedroom antics.
Kris Jenner has just been signed on as the face of Zestra Essential Arousal Oils, and she’s the first thing you see on their website telling everyone she’s “passionate” about feeling “aroused” and experiencing “deep, pleasurable sensations”…
“I know sex is going to be good with Zestra, so why have sex without it?”
“With Zestra, having the great sex life you deserve is easier than you think.”
Wonder if Kris felt she deserved the great sex life she had when she went behind then-husband, Robert Kardashian, Sr.’s back and had wild, uncontrollable sex with a person she identifies only as “Ryan” in her semi-autobiography, “Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian.”
We think Kris Jenner, poster child for middle-aged adulterers everywhere, is the right person for the job. Don’t you agree?
Photo Via Zestra