According to the latest star news, THE SITUATION has been banned from being his usual guido self in rehab.
So none of this…
Unfortunately, The Sitch isn’t allowed to be himself at the Cirque Lodge in Utah due to the facility’s strict rules about clothing and excessive skin exposure.
“Cirque bans muscle shirts, sleeveless tops, ripped jeans, hats, sunglasses, and all clothing with obscene language.”
Basically everything that Sorrentino has in his closet, then.
The site adds:
“The guidelines also specify “no abdominal exposure” — a rule intended for the female population — but given the guy’s claim to fame … it clearly also applies to Mr. Sitch.”
So no showing off his abs and no douchey clothes?
How will the guy survive?!
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