HULK HOGAN’s sex tape has finally made its Internet debut.
It was really only a matter of time…
A few months ago, celebrity gossip websites learned that Hulk Hogan was the star of a yet-to-be-released sex tape that was being shopped around to interested parties. At the time, the wrestler had no idea who the woman—his sex tape partner—was in the video… at least, probably not until he saw the naked screenshots of the tape that eventually got posted all over the Internet.
Hulk’s entire sex tape, which reportedly runs for 30 minutes, is not (yet) available for public consumption, but Gawker.com posted a one-minute clip from the racy video on October 4.
WARNING: Racy Details!
In the clip, Hogan is seen going down on the mystery woman, who is rumored to be the ex-wife of his best friend, DJ Bubba The Love Sponge. In a bizarre twist, another man—not seen in the video—then interrupts and tells the pair:
“Listen. You guys do your thing. I’ll be in the office if you need me.”
Hulk then gets naked, and the woman proceeds to performs oral sex on him. But they are interrupted (again) by a phone call, which Hulk immediately answers because he thinks it’s his son, Nick. However, when the ex-wrester sees who the caller is, he ignores the call and says:
The couple then resume with oral sex, and once Hulk is satisfied, he asks the woman for a condom and tells her to “climb on top” of him. As they have intercourse, both do a lot of grunting while the woman engages in dirty talk.
After doing the deed, the two cuddle on the bed for a while before the former wrestler gets up to take a shower.
While putting on his clothes, Hulk tells the woman about how the twin sister of Nick’s new girlfriend called him and asked him if he was really getting a divorce from his wife (not sure which wife he’s talking about here). He says:
“My phone rings tonight, right? She says, It’s Heather… She says to me, she goes, ‘Nick says you and your wife are getting a divorce. Is that true?’ And I said, ‘Well, I don’t know.”
“She goes, ‘Well, if you’re getting divorced, I want to be the first one to go out with you.’ The girl that Nick’s dating, her twin sister, said that to me on the phone and I don’t know how the f*ck she got my number.”
His sex tape partner then says:
“You’re a hot commodity.”
Once Hulk finishes dressing, he thanks the girl and gives her a quick kiss, and then he leaves.
We’ve only seen the short clip and not the whole tape (thank goodness) and we’re already pretty sure we don’t want to see it, thanks to the sight of Hulk’s pale white ass (while the rest of him is tanned in the toasty orange hue we always see on him) and his large belly.
Interestingly, this seems to have happened while he was married to someone… either his ex-wife Linda Hogan, who filed for divorce from him a few years ago after she learned that he was cheating on her (something he has always denied), or his present wife, Jennifer McDaniel.
So presumably, he was cheating.
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