Recent celebrity news has learned that CHARLIE SHEEN bashed reality star/porn star FARRAH ABRAHAM recently, calling her a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua” in a very nasty hate letter that he sent her this week.

Whoa!

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Farrah Abraham has officially joined the dark side… of¬†Charlie Sheen.

The “Teen Mom” star, who quickly became even more infamous after she “leaked” and sold her (staged) sex tape with porn star James Deen, revealed some flirty text messages that she shared with Sheen last week reportedly in an attempt to bag a guest spot on his show, “Anger Management”… or, you know, more.

And this didn’t please him at all.

In fact, he’s downright pissed.

In an angry letter that TMZ has obtained, Charlie slams Abraham for publicizing their exchange, insulted her and gave her the boot. He wrote:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

bye!
cs.

Guess this means they’re definitely¬†not a couple, guys.

What can you say about Charlie‘s very descriptive rejection letter for Farrah?

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