FARRAH ABRAHAM has struck back at CHARLIE SHEEN following the actor’s very colorful diss against her… by calling him an “old train wreck.”
Charlie Sheen is known to have a soft spot for porn stars, but he was more than a little unforgiving when he found out that “Teen Mom” star and budding porn actress Farrah Abraham leaked their text message conversations to celebrity gossip websites—and he made his displeasure known by bashing her publicly with a lot of imaginative insults.
The actor, who’s not one to mince words, wrote a very long, almost poetic message to Farrah (via TMZ):
“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
Farrah wrote back (via RadarOnline.com):
“That’s right Charlie you never did tell me I could share my own texts with anyone – it looks like you have control issues because I can do whatever I want and I have nothing to hide maybe you do.”
“I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense… You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each (sic) are both the epitome of perfection.”
But Farrah wasn’t about to let Charlie be the only poet in this feud, so she took a stab at some whimsical words of her own:
“So for a old train wreck like yourself you sit in your own pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life, enjoy your dwindle and I wish you all the best at being a good male figure for your children who really need a good male role model in their lives.”
The reality star then added:
“I hope those call girls, pornstars, and goddesses you have around and pay are worthy because its sad you can not have a stable relationship to show your children a good example.”
She then explained her reason for reaching out to Charlie in the first place:
“I was only being friendly with Charlie because Anger Management contacted my rep and so I thought it would be good to reach out and spend some civil quality time apparently that’s not possible and I will be strictly professional and not speak to other talent in the future because I do not need to be bothered by their crazy personal lives and horrible personalities. I have a bright future ahead of myself I do not have time for this nonsense of drama.”
While we agree that maybe Charlie overreacted a bit, Farrah was definitely still in the wrong. Why did she have to leak their messages online? It serves no purpose, other than to get her name in the news more by fostering the idea that there’s some romantic connection between them.
By the way, if you want to see the leaked text messages, click HERE.
So… whose side are you on?
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