Amy is doing five shows in Brazil and she’ll rack in about £1million per show, let’s do the math, that’s £5million ($7.6 million)! What a way to make a living!

Ronnie Wood, 63, guitarist of The Rolling Stones came to visit his pal Amy. Ronnie himself has been sober for 10 months, he credits his new girlfriend Ana Araujo for helping him beat his booze addiction.

Ronnie has always looked out for Amy since 2003 and he once advised her to ditch her now ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

Wood said back in 2007 shortly after the pair married: ‘It has to come from within her. She has to feel more confident in herself. Hang out with winners. If you hang out with losers and dealers you end up in the sink.”

He’s so right, you hang out with losers, you become one. It’s good to see Amy looking so much healthier! Keep it up gf!

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According to the Harper’s Bazaar writer:

“Before Winehouse goes to change for the next shot, I see her gulping down a big glass of wine. “Not,” she says aloud, “that I’m a rock-star alkie.” I have no idea what prompted this, but I can say that 45 minutes later, she is changed. She is physically unstable, wobbly in high block heels. Soon, she begins a chorus-girl routine for the camera—complete with cha-chas and pirouettes. The shoot wraps, and Winehouse walks unsteadily from the set. I find her sitting on the edge of a white-quilted bed in her dressing room, slurping noisily from a pot of soup. One of her representatives tells me that she will sit in on our interview.”

The writer then tries her hardest to get Winehouse to conduct a coherent interview, but she slurs her words and doesn’t seem to understand anything the journalist asks her.

Damn! All of some wine?! What kind of wine is Amy drinking?

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“Amy has offered Pete a place to stay while he’s in London working on The Libertines’ comeback,” “She thinks a lot of him and they’ve been through a lot together so she wants to help him out. But pals are worried because they are bad influences on each other.”

What’s the biggest concern??? The two could relapse together! They had more than one occasion ended up in the hospital from their previous drug binges back in 2008.

“She is concentrating on her music but she still feels the need to look after Pete. She’s like a bossy sister… They want to write a song together about survival, love affairs, drugs, drink.”

Well let’s all hope this is just platonic nothing more..

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Amy & film director, Reg had a short-lived four month relationship. The story goes he cheated on Wino with his burlesque dancer ex-girlfriend, Holt.

A friend of Wino says, “Amy hasn’t spoken to Reg since and she’s told everyone that it’s over. She’s pretty cut up about it, she was serious about him.”

Good for you Wino, once a cheater, always a cheater.

And guess what, Wino’s ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil has been bombarding Amy with calls in the wake of the break up.

Oh dear, run Amy!

Do you see Amy getting back with Blake? They were bad news together.. too much drug and booze.

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Amy is happiest going out with her new boyfriend and showing off her boobs. Why take time to record new music with a huge star that could revive your sagging career?

Amy Winehouse’s rep has denied claims that the star is planning a duet with Lady Gaga.

The 26-year-old British musician was rumoured to be interested in teaming up with the Poker Face singer as she plans to make her return to the music business.

Winehouse has been working on her third studio album for some time now and a release date is still unknown.

I wonder if Gaga would have worked with the mess that has become Amy. If sober, Amy would have probably made a great duet partner for Gaga. Do you think they will make music together in the future?

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More pictures of Amy after the bump…

To me, Amy has always had the Ethipian look to her…skinny, with a gut. Now with fake boobs…

Amy Winehouse wore a pink swimsuit with denim hotpants during a night out at Kyashii club in London on Wednesday night after dinner with a friend and a trip to a Soho sex shop. Looks like she might be pregnant – either that or she has a serious pot belly. What do you think?

I don’t think she’s pregnant, but stranger things have happened in this world. Do you think Amy is pregnant with the boyfriend or Blake’s baby?

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Amy was out without her supposed on again, off again husband, Blake Civil Fielder. Hopefully his bad influence is gone for good.

It’s hard to believe that it’s been almost four years since Amy Winehouse released her Grammy-winning breakthrough album, Back to Black. But after almost two years spent in a wilderness of drugs, divorce, serious health issues, multiple court cases and nonstop personal drama, Winehouse told London’s Metro newspaper that she’s ready to put the spotlight back on her music with a new album she hopes to have out by January.

At the premiere of the film “Psychosis,” directed by new boyfriend Reg Traviss, Winehouse, 26, told Metro, “The album will be six months at the most,” noting that the sound will be similar to the retro soul on Black.

Amy is branching out and doing other things, like designing clothes, so hopefully it is enough to keep her busy and off drugs. Do you think Amy can have a great comeback after this long of an absence?

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What next, right? Well, WWD.com reports the decision was actually highly calculated by the Fred Perry team.

“Amy has been wearing Fred Perry for years, so we were aware she was a genuine fan of the brand,” said Richard Martin, Fred Perry’s marketing director, of the initial pursuit of Winehouse for the design gig. “Amy has a unique sense of style that reflects the brand’s own historical reference points.”

Her fashion line will consist of slim, thigh-skimming pencil skirts; capri pants, a mini bowling dress, and Fred Perry’s signature polo shirts.

Our only concern, Amy won’t be able to think outside her 60s era beehive/cat eye look. What do you think?

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Lucky for the singer, she won’t face any real punishment other then paying a fine and staying out of the court for two years (via NYDailyNews.com):

“(That) may be harder than a fine, because you have now got to stay on the straight and narrow for the next two years,” the judge said. “If you commit another offense you’ll be hit hard and you’ll be hit twice,” he said.

Good luck, Ames!

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Amy is planning a second wedding to Blake Fielder Civil next month andMitch Winehouse does not like it. Amydoes not like that her father does not like it. She says via her Twitter through Entertainmentwise:

Amy said of her fathers television antics: “Why don’t my dad write a song when something bothers him instead of going on national TV?

“And you thought your parents were embarrassing.”

That is kind of funny. Thankfully Amy didn’t have a drunken sounding rant to say it, or her father would have had more ammunition against her!

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That makes two assault charges in the same year. I think Amy will be seeing the inside of a jail cell real soon. From Yahoo! News:

The 26-year-old soul diva was arrested after she presented herself at a police station with her lawyer, Thames Valley Police said in a statement.

She was charged with a public order offense and common assault under the name Amy Civil, following a Saturday incident at Milton Keynes Theater, police said. Winehouse was granted a divorce from her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, in July.

Oiy. Amy is rumored to be engaged to Blake again and then the fun starts. Drunken appearances and assaults. Not good for Amy.

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So, if it isn’t bad enough to heckle, Amy then gets in a fight with an usher who tries to shush her up. The Sun says:

OH YES SHE DID! Parents and kids were shocked as the singer – in the audience for a performance of Cinderella – heckled the cast and kept shouting: “He’s f***ing behind you” during the show.

OH NO SHE DIDN’T! She refused to be ushered to a box after the interval and allegedly launched herself at front-of-house manager Richard Pound – allegedly pulling his hair, punching him and kicking him between the legs.

Amy, get some help! Blake – the ex- said they were going to remarry and have kids. Ack! Get away from Blake and DO NOT remarry him. He is toxic to you!

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Mitch Winehouse says it wasn’t a medicine problem with Amy. Her new breast implants started leaking. From The Sun:

He revealed on his Living programme the real reason behind Amy’s trip to hospital at the weekend – and it’s not pretty.

He said: “It wasn’t because she had a cold.

“She’s fine, she just had a little (Mitch points to his chest) leaky something or other.”

That’s just nice. Don’t you love it when your DAD is talking about your breasts? Isn’t that just a little too sick? Get well soon Amy and keep up with the recovery…please! We don’t want to hear what your dad keeps saying.

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Amy recently pumped up her breasts from a 32B to a 32D, and wants the rest of her body to match. A friend of Amy‘s told The Sun:

“Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop touching them and showing them off to friends. “She says she feels womanly again and wants to be more curvy like she used to be. “She thinks by having another op and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.”

Pin-up girl of plastic. Good God, there would be no safe place to grab. Her whole body would have this rough, alien-feel. Why doesn’t she just eat a Big Mac?

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According to Winehouse and Blake Facebook stalkers, the two changed their relationship status to “married” and seem to be back causing trouble in London again. Or as Blake status updated:

“Can’t argue with true love. What’s the point?”

Awwwww. The Sun says the two have been talking on the Facebook page set up for Amy‘s cat Shirley. Oooh! How sneaky. Of course, those dedicated to Amy‘s sobriety see this as a giant step backwards.

“Amy‘s family, especially Mitch, will be furious…They have been so happy with her progress and are terrified that if she gets back together with Blake she will fall back into drugs again.

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The Sun says Amy is thrilled to have her new plastic breasts:

“She looks amazing, like a new woman. Amy told us she wanted a new look – it’s all part of her fresh start for her big comeback. We all feared she’d fallen off the wagon when she came in. Then we saw her bouncing around with these huge boobs which stand out as she’s so tiny and skinny.”

However, others at the hospital say it appeared Amy had one too many before the surgery. (Shocking)

“She was wandering around in a daze, humming under her breath. She had tubes hanging out of her bust so I asked what she’d had done. She started rambling and said, ‘I’ve had a boob job. I ‘ad ‘em done for Strictly. I wanted to look my best and I’m sick of stuffing hankies down my bra’. It was hilarious. I didn’t even know she was going on the show – but the way she was when I saw her she was struggling to string a sentence together. I’ll be amazed if she can sing on TV. She seemed in a hell of a state – completely out of it.”

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More pictures of Amy after the spit…

Amy got in the face of the youngster and shouted at her, then spit in her face. She continued the harassment on a few other girls as well. From Dlisted:

 According to the paps, the former Crackie of Camden stormed into the Southgate School in North London yesterday and got in the face of a girl who was accused of bullying her goddaughter. Wino cursed the girl out and then spit in her face. Once Wino’stoxic mouth jizz hit the girl, she shriveled up and turned to dust. ONE DOWN! But Wino wasn’t done! She started shouting at the rest of the school kids before the fight was broken up by a bystander.

How soon before Amy is arrested for this incident? I can’t believe she hasn’t been already, for trespassing on the school and assault of children. Wait for it…it’s sure to come!

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And what’s even funnier – or sad, depending on how you look at it – their divorce was only final last week! From News of the World:

The pair went on a romantic date on Friday – the first time they’d seen each other in 14 months.

Then early yesterday morning, Amy snuck her man through the back window of her new London home for a SECOND secret meet.

“After everything they’ve been through, the pair both realise there’s still something strong between them.”

Oh, snap! I hate it when a divorce is finalized and then you realize you still like the other person. Amy and Blake both need someone to step in and get it together for them. It’ obvious that substances are clouding both of their judgments!

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Amy had been sucking her thumb before she went to St. Lucia, so I guess she wasn’t rehabbed for that! According to The Daily Mail:

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse appeared to be reverting to childhood as she sucked her thumb on a rare night out in London since her quickie divorce.

She then gingerly crawled into the back of a waiting car with friend Tyler James, a lesser-known English singer.

The pair had been drinking at favourite local haunt the Good Mixer pub in Camden, and left at a respectable time of 8pm.

This report says they left at a reasonable time, but they forget to mention that they arrived in the early afternoon, after Amy had a dentist appointment. You can still get your drink on early in the day. Get well, Amy!

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