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Brooke released an album this summer and it has been met with lukewarm…criticism. She’s canceled shows and not had good turn outs for her autograph signings. Why? We could speculate, since her last album wasn’t so hot either. This is what Scott says via Men’s Style:

And his coke-fueled sense of invincibility had him believing he couldn’t fail as a star-maker; he became convinced he could make hit records for his onetime girlfriend Hilton and the unlikeliest of pop divas, Brooke Hogan. The results were disasters, and made Storch a punch line. “I was doing blow 24-7. It was out of control,” he says. “I love Brooke, but I did that shit because her father was putting all sorts of pressure on me.”

Oh boy. Hulk Hogan is going to come out swinging now! Who will defend Brooke and say she is a great singer?

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Brooke was supposed to perform with LMFAO and Sean Kingston. Hulk Hogan was supposed to be the host of the party for the night and HE bailed out once Brooke bailed out. Did he have stress issues too? From Fox News:

The 21-year-old reality starlet/songstress was scheduled to perform alongside Sean Kingston, LMFAO & rising pop princess Kristine Elezaj at PARTY 105’s MEGA JAM Concert in New York this past Saturday. However Pop Tarts has exclusively learned that Hogan pulled out at the last minute after suffering anxiety attacks, along with some other medical ailments.

We’re also told that her famous father Hulk Hogan (who was scheduled to host the whole concert) then withdrew in order to be by his daughter’s side, forcing organizers to proceed without a hosting replacement.

OK, what could the other medical ailments be? Brooke, take care of yourself and get well soon.

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Nick Hogan isn’t doing anything right now, I wonder if they offered him a job. I think he could use the work more than big sis Brooke could right now. Brooke has a music career, why would she wrestle? From The Superficial:

“The WWE have told me that if I ever want to become a wrestler all I need to do is walk through the door and they’ll give me a job straight away. They are always like, ‘Hey Brooke when are you gonna put on some spandex and get in the ring?’

“But it’s just not my interest. I’m more of a girly girl.”

She added: “I would be good at it though, I would really kick ass at it — because I’m really strong and my dad’s trained me up since I was 12-years-old.”

I can’t see her as a real fighter, but more of the side show. Brooke could hang all over those wrestlers and get in some good cat fights to draw the audience in, what do you think?

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Actually, Brooke did have a couple fans. A boy with a cast had her sign his cast. But he didn’t buy a CD. From Moe Jackson:

I don’t know if it was bad marketing by her management or what b/c no one showed up to Brooke’s desk for an autograph. After all, we are in a global financial crisis, so it’s totally understandable why her new album isn’t showing up on any top 10 charts–but I digress. So, as I was saying, we were sent around eight photos & only one photo shows Brooke signing some poor kid’s cast (the kid was in a wheel chair, so he was kinda helpless).

Poor Brooke. At least she is out, trying to do something on her own! her parents are both jokes and her brother is a waste. Brooke is doing the best that she can!

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Brooke has a song sub-titled Heidi Montag diss. You know that’s just going to cause problems! From the Hollywood Gossip:

The full name of the track is “Ur Not That Hot f/ Stack$ & Hollywood Jit (Heidi Montag Diss).”

The song begins with a girl impersonating Heidi Montag (who along with Spencer Pratt, recently dissed Brooke Hogan), leaving a faux message for Brooke:

“Umm. Hey Brooke, what’s up. This is Heidi Montag. I just want to let you know that I’m making a record and that your record … better watch its back. And, if you think that Stack$ is awesome, just wait for Spencer. Bye.”

How petty and immature. I really have no respect for Heidi or Spencer when I hear about stuff like this. I hope Brooke outsells them!

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What your sex fantasies say about you – Asylum

The best thing my Mother ever gave me – College Candy

Jaclyn Denise is today’s hottest chick – COED Magazine

DWTS: Shawn Johnson Mark Ballas crowned Champion – Post Chronicle
 

Brooke Hogan in sexy sports bra – HQ Celebrity

Mariah Carey at Cannes film festival – Celebdirty Laundry

Four simple rules for texting a guy – Lemon Drop

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Brooke’s party went down in Las Vegas, at PURE nightclub over the weekend. It was Brooke’s 21st, and supposedly she had invited everyone in her family. Brooke’s people say Linda chose not to attend. Linda’s people says she wasn’t invited. From Pop Tarts:

Brooke reached out to her mother numerous times and let her know that she was more than welcome at any of her birthday celebrations and that she would love her to be there, but Linda chose not to attend, said a source.

“Linda was really, really hurt,” another source told Tarts. “But Brooke has sided with her father in all of this, she was adamant about not celebrating with her mom or extending an invitation.”

How can Brooke not side with her dad? Her mom is dating someone TWO YEARS younger than her! It’s just gross.

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Kellie Crawford is today’s hottest chick – COED Magazine

The importance of “Going Green” as a College student – College Candy

Brooke Hogan music video cleavage – NewsToob

The sexy appeal of foreign men – Lemon Drop

Kelly Bensimon from real housewives of NY – The Dirty

Inter-Gallagher disputes push album back to 2014. Lovely – Holy Moly

Brooke Hogan bikini – F-Listed

Gianne Albertoni‘s bikini – HQ-Celebrity

Paris Hilton in Guess ads – News Toob

Lindsay Lohan nude Las Vegas show – Celeb News Wire

Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue – Mr.Skin

Rihanna’s weapons of choice are long and pink (No, not dildos) – F-Listed

Dayana Mendoza spends the day out – HQ-Celebrity

Peaches Geldof turns 20 today – Holy Moly

Brooke Hogan working the pole – Drunken Stepfather

New favourite music video: Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute – OMG Blog

Lindsay Lohan gets Arrested, gets lip injections – Yeeeah

Katy Perry hopes to thaw the Russians with her…lollipop – The Daily Fix

Michael Crichton‘s Will — Everyone Is Rich!! – TMZ

Rihanna GQ Magazine, Feb 2009 – B

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Madonna Looks Rough – Dog Rough – DJM

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Do you think prison time will have changed Nick’s attitude about life?  Will he realize what an idiot he was and change his ways?  Maybe he’ll see the light and realize his family is one messed up bunch of crackheads.  And mom can dump her boyfriend that is his same age, since he is back for her. 

The big question: Will he be caught leaving like Paris did, and cry and run to mama?

Good luck.

UPDATE:  Brooke picked him up at 12:01 where they went back to mam’s house and partied!  Partied…let’s see if we can get sauced up and do it all again, huh?  Idiots.

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Brooke is stepping out wearing less and less clothing.   Maybe she has a spread with Playboy coming out soon and she is prepping for the event? Remember, she was non-commital before…but why not do it?  She’d probably have as much or even more clothes on if she did!  Prude?  Don’t think so.

Should she do it or not?

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Nick was a model inmate and performed whatever menial tasks he was given, thus earning him points.  he can cash in those points towards an early release…which he did.  Nick will be free to run to mama and Brooke on October 2nd. 

Will mama (Linda Hogan) decide to give up her boy toy boyfriend then?  Can Nick replace the 19 year old squeeze she has now?  Stay tuned….my bet is Nick will be grossed out more than Brooke was!!

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Hogan appeared on the reality television series Hogan Knows Best, which as the name implies follow the lives of the Hogan family. The show premiered on July 10, 2005 on VH1 and MTV. Brooke’s own spin-off series Brooke Knows Best premiered in July, 2008.

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Brooke says people should only vote when they are informed.  If they aren’t informed, they are voting wrong.  Uh….OK.  She says she doesn’t have enough information to vote yet. 

Does she know there have been debates, speeches, town hall meetings, etc?  Where does this girl hang out where she can’t get informed?  Oh, yeah, I forgot who I was talking about.  They really don’t talk politics in those clubs do they?

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