Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Want to Teach You “How To Be Famous”. That’s right! If you think it’s a joke think again. The Hills’ Reality TV stars, Heidi makes $100k per episode while Spencer rakes in $65 grand each time. Now you have to think twice before you say “pass”

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Heidi Montag skipped her sister’s birthday party because they wouldn’t pay her. You read that correctly. Heidi wanted an appearance fee to show up at her sister Holly’s birthday party Saturday and the club promoters wouldn’t give it to her. Heidi refused to attend.

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That’s how you know Hollywood has gotten to your head. You skip your sibling’s birthday because you aren’t paid to go. How low can one person sink? From Fox News:

 
 

Spencer Pratt talks to the wrong sister about her drinking! In previews for The Hills, Spencer and wife Heidi Montag are talking to Holly Montag about her out of control behavior and wild drinking. Ha! It was Spencer’s sister Stephanie that landed a DUI when leaving Holly’s party. How’s that for KARMA!

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Spencer talks about Jesus and the ills of Holly’s ways. Oops, picked the wrong sister to lecture! From MTV:

 
 

Justin Bobby still loves Audrina Patridge. Justin and Audrina were dating a few seasons ago on The Hills, then they broke up. This season, Justin was hanging out with Kristin Cavallari, but he says she ain’t it. Or Justin hints that Kristin is just a pal.

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Justin says it was only dinner with Kristin. OK, but we know how fake the show really is, so was it really just dinner? He says via Access Hollywood:

 
 

Heidi Montag wants to be the next OctoMom. Yeah, well, we all knew this one was coming. Should come as no great surprise, really. Speidi and OctoMom are pretty much tomato and tom-ahto on the Fame Climbing Scale. As we all (for better or for worse) know, Heidi wants nothing more than to fill her flat stomach with babies and Spencer wants nothing to do with any of it.

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As Audrina told usmagazine.com:

 
 

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt don’t have sex. What? Too personal to tell the world? Not for Speidi it ain’t! Apparently, Heidi is planning on using some trickery in order to get herself knocked up. She plans to –whoops! — forget to taker her birth control on month, and BAM, whoops, she’s pregnant!

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Spencer’s too smart for that, though. His problem-solving solution? Deny his wife sex! He told The View (!!) (via usmagazine.com):

 
 

Spencer Pratt says his wife Heidi Pratt (Heidi Montag) has him debating cutting off his nuts! Oh dear, there goes Spencer and his drama again. Of course with The Hills new season just premiered last night, the drama king Spencer needs to talk to keep the ratings up. Spencer Pratt talks about Kristin Cavallari, having babies or not, his sex life and more..

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