The Today Show cans Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s interview. Heidi and Spencer were supposed to appear and promote their book, but supposedly the schedule got changed. How does a schedule get changed on a news show, where it is ever changing and evolving? I think it may have more to do with the Al Roker fiasco in the summer.

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Speidi revealed their plans to adopt an African baby in 2010. The two also plan to set up a lunch date with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, get trapped in a balloon, have octuplets and date Vince Vaughn. it’s going to be a busy year for our two little famewhores.

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Of course they were just trying to be funny, but speaking of fame whoring, the two are also heavily promoting their new book, How To Be Famous, Heidi and Spencer told usmagazine.com:

 
 

Stephanie Pratt says she was set up. Stephanie never says who she thinks set her up to get arrested for the DUI in October, but we can certainly guess. Stephanie’s brother Spencer Pratt and wife Heidi Montag made no secret about their wish to have an intervention for her.

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Stephanie said she only had two drinks before she was pulled over, after only driving a few blocks. Hmmm, I do smell a rat! From Radar Online:

 
 

Spencer Pratt tried to get a secret vasectomy. Spencer went in to a doctor’s office and was going to go under the knife until he found out the procedure wasn’t reversible. Spencer planned to do all this without telling Heidi Montag as well…

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Heidi was less than thrilled when she found out about what Spencer had secretly planned. She says via Extra TV:

 
 

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Want to Teach You “How To Be Famous”. That’s right! If you think it’s a joke think again. The Hills’ Reality TV stars, Heidi makes $100k per episode while Spencer rakes in $65 grand each time. Now you have to think twice before you say “pass”

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Heidi Montag skipped her sister’s birthday party because they wouldn’t pay her. You read that correctly. Heidi wanted an appearance fee to show up at her sister Holly’s birthday party Saturday and the club promoters wouldn’t give it to her. Heidi refused to attend.

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That’s how you know Hollywood has gotten to your head. You skip your sibling’s birthday because you aren’t paid to go. How low can one person sink? From Fox News:

 
 

Spencer Pratt talks to the wrong sister about her drinking! In previews for The Hills, Spencer and wife Heidi Montag are talking to Holly Montag about her out of control behavior and wild drinking. Ha! It was Spencer’s sister Stephanie that landed a DUI when leaving Holly’s party. How’s that for KARMA!

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Spencer talks about Jesus and the ills of Holly’s ways. Oops, picked the wrong sister to lecture! From MTV: