Does Heidi even have any projects in the works right now? Is she denying this because she wanted her appearance to be a surprise?

It was recently reported the surgically enhanced blonde had been dropped off at the clinic to join the likes of Michael Lohan and Real Housewives of D.C’s Michaele Salahi as part of the new new season.

But Montag insists it’s not true. “No, I’m not joining the cast,” Heidi told People.

“I’m actually on my way to see Just Go With It for the first time,” she said of her movie debut. “[But] It sounds like a great cast and I can’t wait to watch this season!”

If Heidi was going to be on the show, what would her addiction be? Plastic surgery? Makes sense, but kind of out there. Do you think she needs rehab?

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While Spencer says the two have been hermit crabs because they are working on business ventures, but a source tells the magazine he has forbade her to leave. Regardless, Speidi‘s hog pen is probably less expensive then all her surgeries.

“Stacks of screenplays, books and coffee mugs occupy every space in the rooms. Pratt‘s absurd obsession with crystals, which he believes will keep bad spirits away, is littered throughout the abode. The home’s beige carpeting also has multiple stains, presumably from the couple’s many pets.

“Their four dogs aren’t housebroken,” the source said. “They go to the bathroom all over the house. Heidi is sometimes near tears at the dogs’ mess, but Spencer just orders her to pick it up.”

He’s like a tow-headed Mommy Dearest with facial hair! Yikes. Also, much to Heidi‘s chagrin, a marine is also staying with the couple. Spencer claims he’s helping him write a screenplay, but Heidi would really like him to leave.

Do you think Spencer is as bad as the media makes him out to be? Or is it all an act?

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Yeah, this story is sort of a much ado about nothing type of a thing, but apparently Heidi is a soccer Mom type who’s had her brains scrambled by the fame-hungry Spencer (insert maniacal music).

“She’s a shell of her former self…(she’s) crossed over to this bizarre place. They are addicted to the fame,” the source says. “As The Hills winds down and people start to care less, they are desperate to get back that high.”

This source (cough, Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad, cough) say Heidi only got her 10 surgeries in one day for the all the publicity.

“She was spellbound. If it weren’t for him, she’d be a mom in the suburbs.”

Do you think Speidi will eventually split? Or are they in this for the long haul?

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Heidi had said her recovery process was painful. But sheesh! Was it worth it when you can’t smile or eat? From Gather:

Heidi Montag may have found the ultimate diet. On this clip of the season premiere of The Hills, we see that because of her plastic surgeries and sore jaw, it’s nearly impossible for her to eat. She’s at a restaurant with her parents and sister and they’re questioning her at length about her decision to get 10 plastic surgeries in one day and to look like the live version of a plastic Barbie doll.

Her mother says “I’m having an mature conversation with an intelligent, articulate woman.” In other words – “You’re way too good for Spencer and you never needed these surgeries.”

Geesh. How sad that she felt that way and went under the knife and not to a counselor. Do you think Spencer pressured her in to surgery or that she wanted it?

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Heidi said the harassment occurred on a photo shoot in March, with all the other cast members present. From The Hollywood Gossip:

Heidi Montag has decided not to sue The Hills creator, Adam DiVello, for alleged sexual harassment after all. You mean it was all a trumped-up stunt? Shock.

The surgically enhanced bimbo had accused DiVello of inappropriately groping her during a cast photo shoot in March, which seemed a little absurd to us.

For one, MTV stood by DiVello, said it investigated the matter and decried her harassment claim, while other stars like Lauren Conrad defended him too.

Seriously, if he did this, do you think Heidi would have dropped the case? I don’t think so. Why do you think Spencer and Heidi brought this case up in the first place?

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 Oh brother, 4 body guards? Heidi isn’t that famous yet! You think she could make nice, since it’s the last season after all! From US Weekly:

UsMagazine.com previously reported that at a recent MTV photo shoot the 23-year-old Montag– who is now campaigning to be the blonde Tomb Raider after landing a cameo in an Adam Sandler movie — showed up with four bodyguards and refused to pose with her other Hills castmates.

“No one saw her because no one was allowed to speak to her,” Cavallari, 23, tells E!. “She didn’t take the group photo with us which was really disappointing.”

Heidi dissing the show that made her in to news probably isn’t a good idea either! Do you think Kristin is telling the truth about 4 body guards?

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According to The Hollywood Gossip, a source close to Speidi say the duo are about ready to press charges. In the past, Devillo has come under fire for his rumored sexual relationship with Lauren Conrad. A source (that sounds an awful lot like Heidi Montag) said:

“Adam can get away with it with [Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari] but not with Heidi! He is a pervert and a creep. The other girls dont feel they can’t defend themselves because they are afraid they will lose their job. Heidi Montag will not tolerate sexual assault in the workplace!”

Do you believe Heidi‘s claims? Or is this just another lame attempt at attention?

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It is the first time the “The Hills” star has been photographed in a bikini since undergoing 10 cosmetic procedures in one day late last year.

Heidi, 23 underwent a mini brow lift, Botox in her brow and frownline area; a nose job revision; fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips; chin reduction; neck liposuction; had her ears pinned back; a breast augmentation revision; liposuction on her waist, hips and inner and outer thighs; and a buttock augmentation.

You knew that it was not the first time Heidi had gone under the knife right? When Montag was 21, she already had a nose job, collagen lip injections, and breast implants that changed her A-cups into 32-Cs.

Want to compare what Heidi looked like before any of these plastic jazz? Click here to see Montag’s before and after pictures. I thought she looked much better naturally, don’t you?

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Heidi said she had a back scoop, but didn’t know what it was! She knows she had chin fixes, cheek, and boobs done, but her back? From US Weekly:

When Ryan Seacrest asked her to clarify what a “back scoop” is, Montag replied, “I actually didn’t know. I might be the first one to try it. It carves out your back a little bit.”

The star said she also “had my waist cinched in on both sides.”

And the reality star has all the gory details on tape. “I have the footage of my ten procedures,” Montag warned. “Going into it, getting it done…I’ve watched a little bit.” The bloody footage might see the light of day in a future reality show, Montag hinted.

Ow!!!  Do you think you’d even want to see the footage of Heidi’s surgery? That’s just gross.

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Spencer and Heidi usually announce something first, think later. The plastic surgery is the only surprise that has come out where they didn’t talk it to death beforehand. According to TMZ:

TMZ spoke with a rep from the Rosebud Sioux Tribe of South Dakota, who told us, “Continued stereotyping such as this by people ignorant of our traditional ways is very disrespectful and only hurts our efforts to curtail these stereotypes.”

The rep claims they’re especially upset because “the names they have given themselves are legitimate names in our tribe.”

I can understand that Heidi and Spencer might want to get more spiritual, but changing your name isn’t going to do it for you. It’s what you do, read, say and how you treat others that makes you spiritual. Do you agree and think what they did was ignorant?

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No, they aren’t plastic face and angry boy. Heidi and Spencer picked out “true” Indian names – supposedly on their own and not with the help of the fired psychic manager. From TMZ:

Heidi Montag has altered her identity yet again — sans plastic surgery this time — after she and Spencer Pratt decided to give themselves “true native-American names” in an effort to become more spiritual.

So … goodbye Heidi and Spencer … hello White Wolf and Running Bear, respectively.

A rep for the couple tell us Spencer decided to give up his previous moniker, King Spencer, because it was “too much of a burden to have to carry the weight of royalty.

Do they seriously believe this or are they just playing one big game on the media? Did Spencer really think it a burden? I hope not. What will Spencer and Heidi, Wolf and Bear come up with next?

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OK! has learned that Montag has walked out on her husband after less than 18 months of marriage!

It’s not yet clear what caused the split. But according to an insider, Heidi hates having to admit that her Spencer-loathing former best friend, Lauren Conrad, had a point about her blonde beau.

But adds the pal: “She was right, he is a selfish jerk.”

Another source close to the couple confirmed: “She’s moving out of her house and away from Spencer.”

Spencer is reportedly living alone in their L.A. home while Heidi is shacking up with friends.

We’ll keep you posted as the story develops!

Did you see this one coming? Do you think they will reconcile?

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Heidi also says she’s glad The Hills is over, so she can be in movies full time. Did her psychic manager tell her that before she fired him? Yikes. I hope she has better scripts than what she described to People:

“Getting to truly show the world my creative ability … while playing … different characters.”

One of the characters Montag wants to play is “a lifeguard named Summer” in a script she wrote herself.

“I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs,” Montag says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

Seriously, do we need this movie in 3-D even? Her boobs already come at you life size!

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When Montag was 21, she already had a nose job, collagen lip injections, and breast implants that changed her A-cups into 32-Cs. This time in November she decided to do a much more dramatic makeover — which included a mini brow lift, Botox in the forehead, nose job revision, fat injections in cheeks and lips, chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, breast augmentation revision, liposuction on her waist and thighs and a buttocks augmentation.

My question is “Is she heading too far with her plastic surgery obsession?”

Heidi is 23, when What happens when she hits 30? 40? 50? Is she going to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein?

photos: I’ve uploaded 2 of Heidi before all these procedures taken back in October 2006, do you prefer the ‘before plastic surgery’ Heidi or the ‘after’ Heidi? I think she was a pretty girl before all these plastic surgeries.

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However, when Montag appeared on Jay Leno last night she told him she “legally” wasn’t allowed to increase her bust anymore.

“I legally can’t right now. The limit is 800cc and I have 700cc. I think I’ve reached the point [where I can stop],” she added. “I think I’m good for awhile. I’m surger-ied out.”

Hm. More like she can’t find a doctor who could in clear conscious perform the surgeries. Oh, Heidi. You are fooling nobody. But thank goodness the institution has laws banning excessive plumping.

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Heidi dropped Spencer Pratt as her manager because she thought the psychic would take her to bigger and better things. Guess it didn’t happen quick enough. From Monsters & Critics:

Photos that surfaced showed Montag channelling a cheesecake model from the 1950s in teensy shorts and Jane Russell-style tie-blouse. But a report in US Weekly claimed psychic Aiden Chase showed up for filming as well, demanding a sizeable chunk of change from her Hills paycheck. He also reportedly used the opportunity to make talent scout advances on Audrina Patridge.

Ha! What a schmuck…his psychic sources must have been off or he would have known he was getting fired, right?

Heidi Fires Spencer

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These two love the cameras, so why is anyone surprised they are together filming for the show? I’m only surprised Kristin has gotten some work done to keep up with Heidi! From X:17:

 The two hot blondes filmed a scene for The Hills at La Scala in Bev Hills earlier today. Betcha miss LC now, don’t ya! Who knew the reality show would get so ridiculous after she left.

But props to Kristin for keeping a straight face! Think she’s jealous of her co-star’s new movie star looks?

I can’t remember, did Kristin come out with a comment on Heidi’s surgery? Just about everyone else on the show did…

Heidi Montag has cellulite

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Montag poses with what appears to be crystal balls and her husband, Spencer Pratt. Heidi is filming her part for her first movie role “Just Go with It” in Malibu as to what role she plays in the movie that is still unknown.

Here are more pictures of Heidi on the set of the new romantic comedy “Just Go With It”. We know Heidi will be co-starring with Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler and also Nicole Kidman.

Do you prefer Heidi’s new look after all her plastic procedures?

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Spencer has shown his anger on more than one accassion and MTV had enough. If he doesn’t attend the classes, he doesn’t return. From the Examiner:

A source tells the magazine that Spencer’s absence from the show will only be for six weeks, and it will primarily be so he can take part in a weekly anger management class. Why? Pratt reportedly threatened “to kill” one of the show’s producers after she made a suggestion he was unhappy with. In the end, the classes were a compromise after it was initially suggested that Spencer would be thrown off the show.

 

Spoiled rich boy. Spencer seems to have lost his head – or his ego caught up with him. He hasn’t been pleasant lately and people are catching on!

Heidi Montag Fires Spencer Pratt

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Yes, looks like we’ll be seeing Speidi well into 2011. Oh, and they said their evil reign wouldn’t last.

According to Heidi Montag via her Twitter:

“I was just cast in my first feature film comedy!” the reality star, singer and plastic surgery fan Tweeted late Wednesday. “I start filming monday!!!!! this is one of the best days of my life!!! getting ice cream to celebrate!…jump for joy!”

This (already doomed) movie is called Just Go With It, which co-stars Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler and (wait for it) Nicole Kidman.

Photos: Fame