Justin Bobby still loves Audrina Patridge. Justin and Audrina were dating a few seasons ago on The Hills, then they broke up. This season, Justin was hanging out with Kristin Cavallari, but he says she ain’t it. Or Justin hints that Kristin is just a pal.

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Justin says it was only dinner with Kristin. OK, but we know how fake the show really is, so was it really just dinner? He says via Access Hollywood:

 
 

Heidi Montag wants to be the next OctoMom. Yeah, well, we all knew this one was coming. Should come as no great surprise, really. Speidi and OctoMom are pretty much tomato and tom-ahto on the Fame Climbing Scale. As we all (for better or for worse) know, Heidi wants nothing more than to fill her flat stomach with babies and Spencer wants nothing to do with any of it.

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As Audrina told usmagazine.com:

 
 

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt don’t have sex. What? Too personal to tell the world? Not for Speidi it ain’t! Apparently, Heidi is planning on using some trickery in order to get herself knocked up. She plans to –whoops! — forget to taker her birth control on month, and BAM, whoops, she’s pregnant!

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Spencer’s too smart for that, though. His problem-solving solution? Deny his wife sex! He told The View (!!) (via usmagazine.com):

 
 

Spencer Pratt says his wife Heidi Pratt (Heidi Montag) has him debating cutting off his nuts! Oh dear, there goes Spencer and his drama again. Of course with The Hills new season just premiered last night, the drama king Spencer needs to talk to keep the ratings up. Spencer Pratt talks about Kristin Cavallari, having babies or not, his sex life and more..

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more photos of Spencer and his interview with Pop Wrap below…

 
 

Heidi Montag Pratt is getting more plastic surgery. Heidi gives us a bit too many details on her measurements, but goes on to say they aren’t good enough! Heidi wants to go back under the knife to improve her looks.

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Heidi put her bare bum out for the world to look at, so she must feel pretty good. Heidi admits to Closer Magazine:

 
 

Kristin Cavallari apologized for creating Speidi. Speidi is the phenomenon known as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. It was Kristin who introduced the pair several years ago, before The Hills was as popular as it is now (read some sarcasm there). Heidi and Spencer haven’t quit yet!

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Kristin has returned to The Hills and is causing all sorts of problems. It makes the show a bit more interesting! She says to the New York Post:

 
 

Spencer Pratt gives Heidi Montag a lickable present for her birthday. Heidi just turned 23 and Spencer surprised her with the present – a nine week old puppy. The puppy is a female malti-poo and probably adorable!

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One thing for Spencer and Heidi though – watch your puppy! A malti-poo is the same dog that Jessica Simpson had and lost to coyotes this week! Heidi says via People Magazine: