Heidi Montag has written a 3-D movie about her boobs. Well, not about them, but they turn out to be a main character (???) according to her. Heidi even wrote a part for Dolly Parton in the movie as the mayor. How nice.

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More pictures of Heidi after the float…

Heidi also says she’s glad The Hills is over, so she can be in movies full time. Did her psychic manager tell her that before she fired him? Yikes. I hope she has better scripts than what she described to People:

Heidi Montag before and after pictures. Montag as we all know had a total of 10 plastic procedures on November 20th! But did you know even before that Montag, the 23-year-old reality star was no strange to plastic surgeries?

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more Heidi before (before any plastic surgery) and after pictures after the jump… 

Heidi Montag can’t legally get larger breasts. The once flat-chested Montag shocked the world when she increased her A-B cups to a whopping Barbie doll-like Double D’s. After undergoing 10 procedures in one day, she very famously told the world she wasn’t finished. In fact, Montag was just getting started. Yikes.

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more Heidi Montag after the hop…

However, when Montag appeared on Jay Leno last night she told him she “legally” wasn’t allowed to increase her bust anymore.

Heidi Montag fired her psychic manager…after just hiring them! Heidi seems to be a bit indecisive…like her husband is a bit angry lately. What’s going on in their house?

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More pictures of Heidi after the change…

Heidi dropped Spencer Pratt as her manager because she thought the psychic would take her to bigger and better things. Guess it didn’t happen quick enough. From Monsters & Critics:

Kristin Cavallari and Heidi Montag fake eat while they film their fake show. I wonder what these two talk about when they eat, when the cameras aren’t rolling? They also have some great shots of Heidi…do her cheeks move anymore or are they stuck like that?

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More pictures of Kristin and Heidi after the smile…

These two love the cameras, so why is anyone surprised they are together filming for the show? I’m only surprised Kristin has gotten some work done to keep up with Heidi! From X:17:

Heidi Montag has CELLULITE! OMG! I hope Montag doesn’t go under the knife after seeing these pictures. Heidi looks very playful as she poses with balls and shows off her new look after her 10 consecutive plastic surgery operations on the set of her new flick in Malibu.

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more Heidi posing with balls and her cellulite after the jump…