More pictures of Jenna and Tito after the leap…

Not sure if this is good or bad news! But Tito stood to lose over $15 million in endorsements and his UFC contract if he was convicted. From TMZ:

Jenna, who accused Tito of injuring her during an argument, now tells TMZ, “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.” Translation — he didn’t hurt me.

As for Tito, we’re told he’s now backing off what he strongly insinuated … that Jenna is an OxyContin addict. We’re told Tito’s position now is that he found two OxyContin pills and may have jumped to conclusions. Jenna says the pills were very old. And, as we first reported, Jenna tested negative for drugs this week.

That was some quick backtracking…do you think money had anything to do with their reversals?

Photos: Pacific Coast News

More pictures of Jenna after the pee…

The drug test was less than 24 hours after Tito said she had relapsed. Hmmmm….From TMZ:

We’ve learned the results of the test, administered Tuesday by American Toxicology Inc. in Las Vegas, show Jenna’s urine tested “negative” for the ten major drugs they were screening for … a list that included cocaine, weed, meth and Oxycodone — the major ingredient in OxyContin.

As we previously reported, Tito was arrested Monday for felony domestic violence. After he was released, Tito claimed the incident was triggered by Jenna’s addiction to OxyContin — a claim Jenna vehemently denied.

Now, after receiving the results of the test, Jenna is reaffirming her claim telling us, “I am definitely not addicted to OxyContin or any drug.”

This certainly thickens their plot! Did Tito only say that to cover his butt and save his UFC career? Can you flush drugs from your system that fast?

Photos: Fame

More pictures of Lindsay after the no…

It seems the show and Dr. Drew wanted some other big names to sign up and no one has. From TMZ:

Sources connected to the show tell TMZ …. the casting department has set its sights on Lindsay Lohan, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. Surprise … none of them have signed up.

As for Lindsay, we’re told the show recently offered her $1 million to appear on “Celeb Rehab” as well as “Sober House” and a third possible spin-off. Show sources say they were told Lindsay had no interest, partly because she doesn’t think she has a problem and partly because she wants nothing to do with Dr. Drew.

Supposedly they asked Jenna Jameson yesterday too, but her reps denied a problem. Of course, no one in Hollywood has a problem! Who do you think should be on the Hollywood show?

Photos: Pacific Coast News

More pictures of Tito and Jenna after the smackdown…

Is Jenna changing her story to protect herself? If she has a drug problem, who knows what else is going on in that house! From Fox News:

Jameson’s story changed yesterday, as she initially told gossip site TMZ that Ortiz had not touched her.

“It hurts me to think that everybody out there thinks he beat me,” she told reporters. “He did not beat me. If he would have beat me, I would be dead right now. There was an altercation.”

Two hours later and one hour after his press conference, she said of his claims against her, “talk about trying to save someone’s ass for being a wife beater.”

Interesting…so what do you think the real story is here? Tito can’t use drugs because the UFC tests him randomly and regularly. Does Jenna have a problem they were both trying to get over? Jenna doesn’t look so hot in some of her recent pictures…

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Bauer Griffin

more Tito and Jenna’s incident after the jump…

Fox News reports “Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse,” Tito’s attorney Chip Matthews said. “Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.”

According to Matthews, on Monday morning  when the alleged domestic violence took place, Ortiz confronted his girlfriend, Jenna about the drugs he had found and she denied it. Jameson was allegedly suffering an “emotional breakdown”, prompting a 911 call from Jameson’s father Larry who was not present at the time of the confrontation. Matthews also reiterated a few times that Ortiz never ever laid a hand on Jameson.

Matthews added: “When you’re dealing with people on OxyContin they don’t always have the best sense of balance,”  “Jenna and Tito have two children together, they planned on spending the rest of their lives together. They want nothing more than to work together on this.”

Tito and Jenna have two twin boys together. I hope they really work things out, relationships aren’t easy. It’s so easy to give up.

Do you think Tito really didn’t lay a hand on Jenna?

photos: Pacific Coast News; Fame

More pictures of Jenna after the break...

Jenna went off the radar last year when she got pregnant.  She didn’t care about anything else and that was fine for us and her.  Now she is emerging and giving tidbits about her health, pregnancy and delivery.  Via Hollywood Rag:

She wrote on her MySpace blog: “I was blessed with a very easy labor, it
lasted about 2 hours. When it came to pushing them out, I truly believe the
500 sit ups a day paid off. I was able to push my 5 pound Jesse out in 5
pushes. Journey who was 4lb 11oz was out in 3 pushes (sic).”

I wonder when the pictures will be out of her babies.  She goes on to say one looks like her and one looks like Tito Ortiz, her baby daddy.

Jenna seems like she will be a fiercely protective mom and we might not see them until they are 4 or so!

More pictures after the cigars…

The names and weights of the babies has not yet been released.  They might be a couple weeks early, but I don’t think the exact due date was named, only ‘spring’.  According to MSNBC, all babies and mom are healthy.

Jameson, 34, the star of films such as “Fantasm” and “I Dream of Jenna,” delivered two baby boys on Monday morning, the magazine reported.

“They’re in very good health,” her rep told the magazine.

Jameson announced in May that she and boyfriend Tito Ortiz – a mixed martial arts fighter — would be having babies. The magazine reported that a source said the boys are “in very good health.”

Do you think Jenna will pick exotic or normal names for her babies?  Since we don’t know, let’s speculate on some names here.  What could these two boys be named?  Kick and Punch?  Rock and Hard?  We could go so many bad places here….Congratulations!

More pictures after the pickle….

Jenna posted pictures on her Myspace website.  She – and camera whore Heidi Montag – were both at an MMA event over the weekend.  Heidi was rubbing Jenna’s belly for luck, I suppose.  But look at Jenna and GUESS when she is due.  Now, she is having twins….

Guesses?

Guesses?

She isn’t due until APRIL!  Jenna, good luck girl.  You are going to have two huge and hopefully healthy babies.  Papa Tito must be so proud.  And Jenna looks truly happy, don’t ya think? I hope her kids will be pround of what mamma has done in the film industry too…

Zac Efron Vanessa Hudgens Japan Tour – F

Last Night Katie Holmes forgot her bra – CNW

Fat Jessica Simpson: Still Hot? – AM

Liv Tyler Naked In Stealing Beauty – MS

Jenna Jameson Is Definitely Pregnant – TS

Adriana Lima In DT Magazine – NT

Donny Osmond Doing Dancing With The Stars? – SL

More pictures after the bump…

Jenna actually looks better pregnant with two than she did six months ago normal.  That tells you how ugly and skinny she let herself go.  And in case you care, she’s posting the weekly pictures on her MySpace page if you want to peek. 

And she’s taking them in her underwear.  You know what they say…once a whore….always a…. Most likely the tiny underwear is to keep people looking at her.  I can’t wait until she is HUGE!!!

Photos: PR Photos, MySpace

Lindsay Confirmed Publicly Relationship With Samantha Ronson - Farandulista

Jessica Simpson Doing The County Fair Tour - Celebridiot

Jenna Jameson Confirms She Is Expecting Twins - Daily Stab 

Jonny Lee Miller And Wife Michele Hicks Expecting First Child - Hot Momma Gossip

Apprentices Getting PWNT - Totally Crap

Shannen Doherty Covers Radar Magazine - Holly Wire

Miley Cyrus Wants To Be Fired From Disney Channel - Celebrilarity

George Michael Not Charged For Crack Cocaine – Allie Is Wired

New Britney Spears Single Delayed - Gone Hollywood

photo: PR Photos

I’m only posting photos of Olivia Wilde here as I have been posting tons of Megan today and if you don’t know what Jenna Jameson look like: Click Here and if you can’t get enough of Megan Fox: Click Here

more photos after the jump…

As Megan talks we talk, so I’ve got Megan all over the places today and no, I don’t have attraction for the same sex.. unfortunately or fortunately. I hope you don’t mind me bombarding you with Megan Fox news but let’s get real, she’s fun, she’s bold, she’s explicit, she’s daring and on top of all these, she’s a hot catch.. well so she said she’s engaged to Brain Austin Green but they’re still not married!  

Fox tells Men’s GQ Magazine: “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.”

“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but… Oh boy.”

Trust me, I don’t think my guy has the ability to bed another guy, he will murder me if he knew I talked about the possibility of him being gay. So hush!

photos: PR Photos

Megan never fails to excite us, doesn’t she? She’s like the young version of Angelina Jolie..oops – she doesn’t like this comparison, right?

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More pics after the break…

Waaaaaay back before valentine’s Day, Jenna announced that she and boyfriend Tito Ortiz were going to a warm island and work on making babies.  She kind of warmed us up to the idea of seeing her pregnant several months ago, probably to downplay the shock.  An adult star turned straight actress dating a UFC fighter who gets pregnant?  Surprising, maybe…

What is this kid going to do in 14 years or so, when its friends ask what mama does?   Daddy kicks all my friend’s dad’s asses when they call her a whore….what’s a whore mama?  Might be interesting…

Photos: PR Photos

Kim Kardashian At The Show With The Pussycat Dolls – (F)

Dixie Chick Divorce - (C)

Joe Jonas Celebrates 19th Birthday – (HW)

You Can Buy Jenna Jameson’s House In Hollywood Hills – (WND)

Hayden Panettiere’s Father Arrested – (GB)

Daniel Radcliffe Reveals He Suffers From Dyspraxia – (HMG)

John Opens Up To The Paparazzi – (DDS)

Isla Fisher Shopping With Her Daughter Olive In Westwood – (CFW)

Brad Pitt  & Zahara Visiting The Museam – (CDL)

photo: PR Photos

more photos after the jump…

“Until dogs and cats can go on the pill or wear condoms, we need to help them practice safe sex – by spaying and neutering”, says Jenna. “Millions of homeless animals are turned in to shelters every year because there simply aren’t enough good homes for them all. The answer is easy as ABC: animal birth control, which means get Fido and Fluffy fixed!”

Some photos of Jenna with her Tito. Perhaps I am just too conversative I could never understand how anyone can be with a porn star or an ex-porn, could you?

photos: PR Photos

related post:

Jenna Jameson might be pregnant (photos)

More pics after the pause…

…killing people and stripping!?!  WTH?  Britney is reportedly going to have a part in Quentin Taranatino’s latest project.  Britney gets to play a stripper, who is a lesbian and a murderer.  Sounds like a good time.  Almost as good as Jenna Jameson’s Zombie Strippers.  Is this a new genre – porn industry horror?

It might make a killing…haha pun intended…with the male crowd.  I doubt women will care to see it.  More T & A on the screen – pass. Will you see Britney on the big screen?

Photos: PR Photos

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The NY Post is claiming that Jenna might have gotten her wish.  Supposedly she had big plans for Fashion week, which happens in the fall in New York each year, but they were suddenly ‘postponed.’  Sources – who are really friends who aren’t friends but have big mouths – say Jenna is thrilled and wants to focus solely on motherhood. 

There was no comment by reps for either Jenna or Tito, who is a UFC fighter.  He recently said he may be done fighting, so is this why?  He wants to focus on fatherhood?

If it’s true, congratulations!

Photos: PR Photos

photos: PR Photos

“We’re trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!” she added.

Why is she so over saying “I Do?”

“Two failed marriages,” she said. “[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper.” Jameson was wed to fellow porn star Brad Armstrong (they split in 2001) and adult film studio owner Jay Grdina (they split in 2006).

Her two-year relationship with boxer Tito Ortiz is “so fabulous, like, fantastic,” she said.

Being with a partner, she added, “is really about having fun and enjoying each other’s company.” – US magazine

Jenna Jameson wants to just go for the babies. I am not someone who is mean. I know we all have packages, backpacks and histories and what not! I have garbage to throw out for the day.. seriously, she’s pass her porn days but how on earth are you ever going to explain to you kids that you used to star in adult movies. That’s real tough.

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Angelina Jolie names twins Castor & Pullox? ( lots of photos of Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)

more photos of Jenna Jameson after the jump…

Jameson had been partying with the Chelsea soccer team who had shown up after their historic win just hours earlier.

The group racked up an estimated £10,000 [$20,000] bar bill while Jameson shook her moneymaker for the boys.

The fun was cut short however, when Jameson went to the bathroom and asked the attendant if she could go into one of the toilets along with her friend to touch up their make-up before facing the paparazzi.

The toilet attendant turned out to be a paragon of morality (who would’ve seen that one coming?) and called her an American pig before tossing her out.

Jenna left in tears and was forced to snort her coke through a sniffly nose… allegedly.- source

 

photos: PR Photos