Jennifer Aniston wants a wealthy businessman next. She’s had it up to hear with flaky faux-deep musicians (John Mayer) and philandering actors (Brad Pitt and the rest). Jennifer would like to settle down with a nice suit and tie who shines in the boardroom — not in front of cameras or amidst magazine covers.

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A source close to Aniston said:

Jennifer Aniston has entered the wonderful world of online dating! So much for giving Brad Pitt another go! Sources close to the actress say she’s fed up with dating on the outside and has paid a reported six-figures to get a professional matchmaker. Can you imagine? ‘We’ve found the perfect girl for you — her name’s Jennifer Aniston.’

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But, to be quite honest, six figures is mere chump change for the many times over millionaire, Jennifer Aniston. Says ianundercover.com:

Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson and Courteney Cox have put on a few pounds. Or so says a blogger for The New York Times. This writer, Andy Port, was particularly eagle-eyed when she assessed some of Hollywood’s top stars on Sunday night’s Golden Globes.

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Perhaps she meant it to be complimentary (not likely), but Port called out the above stars for a few extra pounds:

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler together at the Golden Globes. And the poses Gerard grabbed with Jennifer looked sexy! Was Gerard doing it for fun or are they truly an item and trying to hide it? Jennifer looked like she regretted one pose…or was she just hoping the slit in her dress didn’t gape open?

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The buzz on the web today is that Angelina Jolie is scared of Jennifer Aniston. Yeah. Seems a little backwards, no? Aniston is about as intimidating as any of her rom com characters, where Jolie just oozes Lara Croft — perma-black clothing and all.

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Well, according to OK! Jolie refused to attend this month’s Golden Globes due to Jennifer Aniston: