Sadly, there will be no Jennifer Lopez sex tape, folks. Earlier this week, we were tantalized by the thought of a possible Jennifer Lopez sex tape with her ex-husband, Ojani Noa. Noa is trying his damnest to make a buck off his ill-fated marriage to Lopez back in 1997.

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Jennifer Lopez might have a sex tape coming out soon…stay tuned! Jennifer is battling with her first ex-husband – AGAIN – trying to block release of his latest work. This time, he says it is a parody of Jennifer, which doesn’t violate the contract he signed with her.

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Jennifer duked it out with this ex last year to block the release of a tell all book. She also won half a million dollars in damages. From the Enquirer:

 
 

Michael Vick conditionally reinstated by the N.F.L.The Dirty

Lance Armstrong loses to dude he obviously hates – F-Listed

Britney Spears Went Flat – Market Gid

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Jennifer Lopez overcome with emotion at surprise party – Holy Moly

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Jennifer Connelly’s Bora Bora bikini – The Daily Fix

Mischa Barton released from hospital – Gabby Babble

Scarlett Johansson is hot – HQ Celebrity

 
 

So, is Jennifer Lopez pregnant again? If the below photos are to be believed J.Lo is hard at work, ready to pop with baby #3 any day now. Wow, how has she kept this out of mainstream media? J.Lo — are real clever fox that one — Katie Holmes take note.

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Actually, the aforementioned bump is a costume for Jennifer’s latest flick, The Back-Up Plan, where she plays a woman who conceives a baby through artificial insemination and then meets the man of her dreams shortly afterward.

 
 

Ben Affleck labels Jennifer Lopez as a career wrecker for him. Ouch. I bet that Latino temper Jennifer has is firing up and ready to send out a rebuttal to Ben’s comments. Being labeled as wrecking someone’s career is right up there with….well, the top. I wonder what Marc Anthony thinks…

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Hottest Sci-Fi babes – Asylum

Bathroom toys everyone needs – College Candy

Kendra Wilkinson get marries at Playboy mansion – Farandulista

Michael Jackson Autopsy leaked – False! – Bitten & Bound

Diane Keaton rushed to hospital – Injured in Sumo wrestling scene – National Ledger

Michael Jackson’s funeral will be big and open to the public – Bricks & Stones

Jennifer Lopez still sexy – News Toob

Daryl Hannah is arrested – Post Chronicle

 
 

Cheryl Cole has admitted that she wants to look like curvy Jennifer Lopez. Wow, J Lo must be flattered! First it was Alesha Dixon admitted to wanting J Lo’s bum now it’s the ever so gorgeous Girls Aloud singer, Cheryl says she hates her own body because she no curves. OMG, I think you’re gorgeous Cheryl.

According to The Sun, Cheryl claims she has no curves and has been nicknamed “flatty batty” in the past, because of her small bum.