Sarah Jessica Parker, Ashton Kutcher and Jessica Alba all won Golden Raspberry Awards last night. Not that they will be bragging about these awards, because they signify the exact opposite of what the Oscars do!

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The Golden Raspberries, or the Razzies, are given to people who have had the worst performance of the year. Yikes.

Jessica Alba plays a prostitute in her upcoming movie “The Killer Inside Me”. In the flick, Alba has some very steamy bed scenes with Casey Affleck who plays a bored small-town cop who slowly turns into a ruthless, sociopathic murderer. Scary!

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more gorgeous Alba and her little princess Honor Marie Warren after the jump…

Jessica Alba at Valentine’s Day World Premiere which took place at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, Hollywood, CA on Monday. What do you think of Jessica’s black shoulder length wavy hair?

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more Jessica and Cash after the jump…

Jessica Alba is ditching he tattoos. At least one of her visible tattoos, anyway. No word on whether Jessica is having the bow on her back removed, but the flower on her neck is! (Photos of Jessica’s tattoo: before and after)

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More pictures of Jessica including the tattoo after the zap…

Laser removal takes at least three visits and as many as 16! Ouch. Via Radar Online:

The quickly fading daisy and ladybird suggest the 28-year-old has undergone laser surgery on the design.

Jessica Alba shows off her new red hairdo while stopping off at a nail salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. Jessica colored her hair blonde for her movie “Valentine’s Day” starring opposite Ashton Kutcher. Now she’s dyed her locks to red. Not sure if I like it. The blonde goes much better on Jessica then again I prefer her natural brunette color. (See photos of Jessica as a blonde, red head and brunette below)

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