Jessica Simpson needs a new stylist. Jessica still looks good - even with the addition of a few pounds - but the clothes she wears? Those horizontal stripes wouldn’t look good on anybody, let alone a girl with curves. Everyone knows to avoid horizontal if you got a bit of hip, let alone wear it all over like Jessica seems to!

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Jessica has shown up multiple times in horizontal stripes recently. Helllllo?!?! From the Examiner:

 
 

Vegetarians have weaker bones - Asylum

Independence Day: Party like a (real) patriot - College Candy

Michael Jackson will not be allowed to rest at Neverland - Farandulista

Michael Jackson rehearsal video: ‘This is It’ final performance - Bitten & Bound

Camille Holbrook is today’s hottest chick - COED
 
Kristen Bell in “Couples Retreat” promos - News Toob
 
Can hot Yoga make you horny? - Lemondrop
 
Jessica Simpson sings National Anthem at AT&T National Golf Tournament - Gabby Babble

 
 

Jessica Simpson is in Washington, D.C. today to sing the National Anthem at the opening of Tiger Tourney. Jessica’s boyfriend, Tony Romo, was there to play in the Tiger Woods event and the two answered marriage questions when reporters asked the inevitable question.

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When Jessica was asked if she was waiting for Tony to win the superbowl before she married him (ouch), she replied:

 
 

Matthew McConaughey, Camilla Alves Announce Baby #2 - Bitten & Bound

Jessica Simpson is unveiling Fancy Love - Farandulista

Eat cookies for big boobies - College Candy

Student denied Diploma after blowing kiss to mom - Asylum

James Jeffrey Archuleta solicitation arrest - Post Chronicle

Adele Silva is today’s hottest chick - COED Magazine

Adriana Lima has always been sexy - News Toob

Teen falls asleep during face Tattoo - Lemondrop

 
 

Jessica Simpson bought Tony Romo a boat for his birthday. That’s a nice gift! I forgot Jessica was even around, since things have been really quiet on her front lately. Her and Tony must just be out riding on this boat a lot and staying out of the camera’s eye.

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Kanye West ‘Paranoid’ video ft. Rihanna - Bitten & Bound

Jessica Simpson reality series about society’s scrutiny of women’s bodies - Farandulista

 Sunbathing may keep you sharp as you age - Asylum

How much do you think about food? - College Candy

Mary Castro is today’s hottest chick - COED Magazine

Mel Gibson calls himsellf “Octo-Mel” now - Gabby Babble

Facebook friends who suck - Lemondrop

Megan Fox got sexy body - HQ Celebrity

 
 

Jessica Simpson is pitching another reality television program. Jessica, who first made a name for herself alongside then husband Nick Lachey in Newlyweds, wants to pitch a show that explores the media’s scrutiny of women’s bodies. This is a good subject for Simpson. She’s basically been the gossip world’s whipping girl since she put on a few pounds this past year.

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