Jessica Simpson recently Twittered to the masses that Melrose Place is crap, suggesting that her recently fired sister, Ashlee, is too good for the series. Ashlee Simpson (much to EVERYBODY’s chagrin) scored a role on the revamped Melrose Place on the CW. It only took a few short months before producers realized she couldn’t act and fired her.

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Jessica took to The Mighty Twitter and proclaimed:
Jessica Simpson got a tattoo on her arm. Jessica was in India filming for her new beauty show and appears to have gotten beautified herself. The tattoo is on her hand, wrist and lower arm area.

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I’m surprised Jessica would get something this big on herself. Even though it is large, it looks very feminine. From the Gossip Girls:
Sources close to Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler say there’s ‘nothing romantic’ going on between the two stars. Earlier today, the earth-shattering news (oh my!) broke that Jessica and Gerard were spotted at NYC hot spot Soho House.

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No kissing or heavy petting (damn us!) but the two (are you sitting down?) “chatted for hours.” Uh oh. You know what that means. Well, apparently it means just that. Those close to Jessica, say she Gerard, and BFF Ken Paves say there isn’t anything romantic going on with the pair.
Gerard Butler and Jessica Simpson date. WTH? Jess broke up with Tony Romo a while back, but I didn’t see this coming. Is Jessica swapping out men with Jennifer Aniston as a hobby? First John Mayer switched gals, now Gerard?

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Jess dated Jon first, and Jen dated Gerard first. Swapping sloppy seconds, girls? From Just Jared:
Jessica Simpson was the recent butt of a Fox primetime commercial and Kim Kardashian valiantly came to her rescue. Oh, that Kim — always ready to mouth off at any red carpet event. Kim sat down with Popeater for an exclusive interview where you can just bet the words “curves” and “amazing body” were mentioned.

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Kim told Popeater:
Jessica Simpson is open to searching for Mr. Right Online. This is the Internet Age. Jessica has met all her exes offline and so far poor Jess hasn’t flared too well. Not suggesting that meeting someone online could be better but it’s always good to give it a shot, I guess?

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Simpson tells People magazine at the QVC Presents FFANY Shoes on Sale event in NYC:
Jessica Simpson gets bashed by Burger King. Jessica’s weight was the subject of an animated cartoon commercial aired on FOX NFL Sunday, October 11th. Ouch. The clip, which was said to have been presented by the Burger chain, it questioned how Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo could date Jessica even after she blew up bigger than Flozell Adams! (Watch video below)

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Burger King and Fox have both came out and apologized. As reports by Popeater:
