Jessica has shoes, jewelry, perfume, clothes…is there anything related to fashion she doesn’t sell? Jessica has left music to concentrate on other business and it seems to be working.

Jessica Simpson’s fashion empire will take in more than $1 billion in 2011, RadarOnline.com has learned.

That will represent a stunning 25 percent increase over her 2010 gross and put the singer-turned-designer in the same financial company as Michael Kors and other far-more established fashion leaders. This according to a profile of Simpson upcoming in New York Magazine.

So people might laugh at Jessica and her ditzy blonde ways, but who is laughing all the way to the bank? Jessica seems to have what it takes to run a fashion empire since women and teens are gobbling up her designs. Do you wear Jessica Simpson clothes?

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Anyway, J. Simp is promoting her VH-1 show Price of Beauty, and obviously feels like she can let it all hang out now. Anything to make her seem more “relateable.”

“Because my teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday,” she explains. “But I don’t brush them every day.”

“My lips just slide all over the place….I can’t catch up with my mouth,” she continues. “I need a little coating….”

Instead, she’ll “use a shirt or something” to scrub her chompers clean.

Huh? What do white, slippery teeth have to do with brushing? This is the most insane thing I’ve ever heard, but hey, at least she flosses and uses Listerine.

Any dentists want to weigh in?

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I think Jessica looks lovely, not everyone is a size zero and Simpson is also aware of that herself.

Simpson has said: ‘It would bother any woman, I would think. I had to get to a place where I had to guard myself.
‘I’m not going to ever be size 0, and I don’t want to weigh 90 pounds. It’s a really hard thing for me to talk about because I celebrate women of all sizes. I think that we’re all beautiful. I love my curves.

So we know that the short hair was a wig; I figured that out. I know this is silly but I wish Ken isn’t gay so he could really be with Jessica as a husband or boyfriend. Paves is so good to Jess. Then again they are soulmates, isn’t it just as good?

Did you know that Ken will father her kids if she doesn’t settle with someone else?

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Ken snapped the photos as the two traveled to Atlantic City together this week. They both wrote silly, tongue-in-cheek tweets, which would lead one to believe Simpson is donning a wig.

She wrote, “Carol Brady who :)?”  and “In flight hairdo fun” while Ken snarked:

“Stopped in West Palm and picked up my Aunt Sandy…off to Atlantic City!!!” “Aunt Vikki came along too!”

From the side, the cut is much trendier and grown-up then Jessica‘s trademark blonde waves.

Which do you prefer?

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As usmagazine.com reports:

“To promote her new initiative, “A Beautiful Me,” a program she is launching next month to encourage young women to love themselves and feel comfortable in their own skin.“I don’t have anything to prove anymore,” says the singer, 29, who once admitted to getting too much Restylane in her lips. “What other people think of me is not my business.”

Unfortunately, when stars like Jessica Simpson try to promote “natural” looks, their inherent unnatural attractiveness always seems to debunk the objective. Simpson looks as polished and pretty as any cover model without makeup, doesn’t she?

But A for effort!

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She told FoxNews.com:

“I like my nose, that’s my favorite body part…I do have a bump, but I like my profile — I don’t think anyone else has my exact same nose, I think it’s unique and a little flawed.”

She also put on her Relationship Expert hat and said everyone needs to work on themselves before they find their soulmates:

“You really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don’t think a man can define you. You have to own that.”

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Of course, we could have told you that but critics are appalled at how Simpson and her friends acted when they traveled to Thailand to eat bugs and meditate with a monk. The girls shrieked after trying a cultural delicacy and couldn’t keep a straightface during a prayer service. Humiliating, indeed.

From WashingtonPost.com:

“Soon enough it’s clear that Simpson and her friends are on a trip around the world to make jokes and get free spa treatments. Sure, “The Price of Beauty” tries to serious things up a bit (they visit a woman who irreparably burned her face in search of the Thai ideal of pale beauty; they go out to visit those tribal women who elongate their necks using heavy rings), but these efforts fall flat.

At best, “The Price of Beauty” reminds you of the most clueless of ugly Americans…”

Poor Jessica. She just can’t seem to score a hit. Well, her clothing line is doing well. Perhaps she should just stick to shoes.

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Jessica appeared on The View yesterday to promo her new VH1 reality show, ‘The Price of Beauty’ and confessed, “I can’t wait to have kids. I want to have kids.” In fact, she wants kids so much, she said, “if I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!”

Ken is known to be Jess’s BFF, hair stylist and he also co-stars in ‘The Price of Beauty.’ Ken was in the audience and he shouted out “I’m trying to convince her to go [for a baby] before I turn 40!”

Sherri Shepherd said: “He can fix your hair extensions and impregnate you.” 

Seriously it’s not a bad idea to have a backup plan especially having a few bad boyfriends and BFF Ken being sooo good to her. I say go for it Jess!

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Sorry John Mayer, she didn’t mention anything about your behind. Simpson added “Tony is great. Still a friend of mine.”"We’re still good friends.”

As for John Mayer comparing Simpson to “Sexual Napalm” in his Playboy’s interview?

Letterman: “Now why doesn’t the guy know better than to say things like that?”

E Online  reports that Jess shaking her head in agreement, she coyly responded, “Like what? I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Normally you would think that somebody you care about would keep those intimate details to himself,” she continued. “I mean, it was definitely a compliment—in a way—but I don’t really want people to know that about me. I’m like the good girl, and then that happens.”

 
Jess did say that John is a great musician and a great guy as well and she’ll always care about him. Very Diplomatic and classy I thought. There you go Jessica!

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As usmagazine.com reports, Renner and Simpson share a hairstylist in common. So that was it. They were just talking hair. Like always with Jessica.

But Renner – who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday – told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor’s Ball that he only met Simpson, 29, for “three minutes. Her hair stylist [Ken Paves] did my mom’s hair so we were talking about that — and then all of a sudden we’re dating!” he told Us.

Asked if he’s seeing anyone, he told Us, “I’m single — and looking!”

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While both camps denied a romance was blossoming, its common knowledge these rumors are always begun with at least a kernel of truth. Well, here comes that kernel. Billy told Rolling Stone (via usmagazine.com):

“If I go, ‘Oh, we’re just friends,’ then it’s like, ‘Did they go out, did he dump her or she dump him, what happened?’ It has nothing to do with any of that,” he tells Rolling Stone. “Sometimes people just like being around each other, and good things come out of that. My goal in life is to love whoever I think is worth loving, and I think if people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do. It’s really simple.”

Hm. No quite an admission but pretty darn close. Oh, Jessica who havent you sunk your talons into?

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The two were seen together at a party celebrating Jeremy’s movie Hurt Locker. From People Magazine:

Simspon arrived with hairdresser Ken Paves. But she spent most of her time with the Oscar nominee. “Jeremy spent the night hitting on Jessica like crazy,” the source says. “They were really flirting up a storm.” Paves encouraged the two and, the source says, “Jessica loved it!” When the party was over, the two exchanged numbers, entering them into their phones.

Interesting. But didn’t Jess say she is a natural flirt anyway? Maybe it doesn’t mean anything. Do you think they would make a good couple?

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As usmagazine.com reports:

“I tried to read the article, and I was so disappointed in him,” she tells Oprah Winfrey. “It made me so sad, and it was really discouraging because that’s not the John that I knew…I hope he gets his life together.” She admitted she was “a little angry” about his rant. “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!” The singer confirms reports that he reached out to her in the aftermath. “He did apologize. I don’t accept it. It’s just one of those things that…I don’t resent him. I’m just going to let that go. That part of my life is over.”

We reckon this won’t be last we hear of a skeezy John Mayer interview. They’re will be plenty more, we’re sure.

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I think Jess needs to find a low profile guy, or one who isn’t in the spotlight so much. It just asks for problems. From Hollywood Life:

While many women want to hole up and disappear after the bad break-ups Jess has had — Nick Lachey, John Mayer, Tony Romo — she is still holding her head high and stepping out with ANOTHER new guy!

First she was getting cozy with Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan, but when that fizzled, she started getting cozy with little-known actor Evan Hart. Evan and Jess sipped margaritas together at Janes House in Hollywood on Feb. 19, reports Star magazine.

Do you think it was really a date or just friends hanging? I think Jess flirts with everybody, so it probably looked like a date!

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Billy ‘came clean” to The Chicago Tribune. We can imagine he was rolling his eyes while being forced to talk about this:

“She asked me to help her out on the theme song for her new TV show [VH1's The Price of Beauty],” the Smashing Pumpkins frontman, 42, tells the Chicago Tribune. “[The show] has an interesting concept. She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. It’s interesting…The stuff that I’ve seen doesn’t have any bearing to the reality that I’m in,” he tells the paper. “It’s like being in a cartoon. It has nothing to do with what’s really going on or how I feel.”

Just imagine if that cartoon was your life? Hello Tila Tequila!

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Well, she might have her talons back on Dane:

“She came in to see [Dane] with two girls and two guys,” says an eyewitness. “They snuck her into the back door right before the show began, and she sat at a table on the floor level…Jessica seemed so excited. Once the show ended, Simpson was taken upstairs to the VIP area where she and Dane flirted and had another round of beers. The staff left, but Jessica, Dane and her four friends stayed in the VIP section after hours.”

A sour note of the evening? Jessica Simpson didn’t tip her waitresses! Dane bought a round of drinks and the club comped the rest, but Jessica left nary a cent for her hardworking server. Tsk, tsk.

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Jessicahas certainly donned little clothing in the past for roles, however that was the sole purpose of the role…ie Dukes of Hazzard. Did she even have any lines in that? Just kidding. Snippets from her interview with Allure via PopSugar:

On going brunette while dating John Mayer: “He didn’t make me go brunette! John doesn’t get credit for making me brunette. He’d like to think so, but he doesn’t deserve the credit.”

On acting: “I will never do nudity . . . I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband—ha-ha-ha.”

Poor Jess. It sounds like she still has body issues, even though she claims otherwise. I don’t blame her for not wanting to do nudity though, the critics would have a hey day no matter what she looked like.

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John revealed Jessica was like sexual napalm to him. When Jess heard, she wasn’t thrilled. From OK! Magazine:

“That girl, for me, is a drug,” John confessed in his controversial Playboy interview. “And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.”

He continued: “ Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”

Someone alerted Jessica, because she kind of responded via Twitter.

Hours after his bizarre and revealing comments about their former relationship emerged yesterday she posted on her Twitter page, “interesting day so far…hmm…at least i am boxing 2-a-days this week”.

I bet she’d like to box someone! Look out John!

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Jessica is single, afterall. Maybe a normal, non-celebrity man is who she needs! From Monsters and Critics:

And it appears that the Dukes of Hazzard star, who split from NFL player Tony Romo last year, eventually caught the attention of one doctor. But things didn’t go as planned – instead of asking for a date, he corrected her spelling.

She had attempted to quote Bob Dylan by Tweeting: ‘You can fake an orgasim [sic] but you can’t fake laughter.’ Hours later, she admitted that she meant to type out the word ‘orgasm’ not orgasim.’

The 29-year-old then revealed that her correction came after ‘one of the cute doctors here at the hospital informed me of my misspelled tweet. Hmm … was he hitting on me?’

Ha! How embarrasing…a doctor catches your typo. I wonder if they had a date after? Do you think Jess would do better with a regular man?

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According to the magazine:

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider…”Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

I think my favorite part is “the tension was extreme.” It makes the situation sound so dark and ominous.

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