Jessica Simpson was the recent butt of a Fox primetime commercial and Kim Kardashian valiantly came to her rescue. Oh, that Kim — always ready to mouth off at any red carpet event. Kim sat down with Popeater for an exclusive interview where you can just bet the words “curves” and “amazing body” were mentioned.

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Kim told Popeater:

Jessica Simpson is open to searching for Mr. Right Online. This is the Internet Age. Jessica has met all her exes offline and so far poor Jess hasn’t flared too well. Not suggesting that meeting someone online could be better but it’s always good to give it a shot, I guess?

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Simpson tells People magazine at the QVC Presents FFANY Shoes on Sale event in NYC:

Jessica Simpson gets bashed by Burger King. Jessica’s weight was the subject of an animated cartoon commercial aired on FOX NFL Sunday, October 11th. Ouch. The clip, which was said to have been presented by the Burger chain, it questioned how Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo could date Jessica even after she blew up bigger than Flozell Adams! (Watch video below)

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Burger King and Fox have both came out and apologized. As reports by Popeater:

Jessica Simpson is hurt by dog pranksters. Some ill-meaning people have been using Jessica’s nightmare for the punchline of their jokes. And Jess doesn’t think it’s funny one bit.

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Jessica lost her dog Daisy to a coyote last month. Now, she says, some meanies are calling her and her ‘people’ saying Daisy was found. From US Magazine:

Simpson still is unsure if she will get a new dog.

Jessica Simpson tents it during a recent trip for her new TV show. Jess’ show is called the price of beauty and she is experiencing it firsthand. Jessica found out she had to sleep in a tent, surrounded by netting to keep the bugs out. Fun.

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Jess even took a picture of herself in Uganda, under the tents. It doesn’t look so bad – at least the netting isn’t covered with spiders or anything! From her Twitter:

Jessica Simpson is morbidly depressed after losing her dog, Daisy, to a coyote. Last week, Jessica twittered that Daisy was carried away by coyotes and since then she launched an exhaustive “Find Daisy” campaign. It was almost laughable — well in a tragic way — that Jessica would think the dog would be returned. As if coyotes would read the sign, or something.

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On a serious note, Jessica’s friends are very worried about her. She loved that dog.

Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy was snatched by coyotes. Right in front of Jessica last night, wherever she was. How awful! But it almost sounds like a spoof…she’s asking for help looking for the dog…honey, if coyotes snatched her…

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Jessica doesn’t say where she is or who exactly was with her, but this sounds awful if it’s true. From her Twitter page: