Lindsay Lohan’s got a TV show. Or so Lindsay says via her Twitter page. But there are a few flaws with her reporting…mostly the accuracy of her story. Lindsay hasn’t been known to always be telling the truth!

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More pictures of Lindsay after the script…

Lindsay said she wrote a TV show, meaning several episodes at least. Then she said she sold it as well. So, why didn’t a network talk about this sale? From the Skinny:

 
 

Lindsay Lohan made the Kitson owners angry now.Remember the tantrum she three last week in order to get – try and get – $15,000 worth of free stuff? Well, the owner isn’t keeping quiet about it this time. Usually, owners and people in high profile positions with relations with celebrities keep mum on dirty secrets…until now!

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More pictures of Lindsay after the snit…

 
 

Lindsay Lohan will likely be fired from her role as creative director for Ungaro. Lohan was hired earlier this year as a last ditch hope by the fashion house to inject some youth and vitality into the clothing. As a result, the line Lohan helped create was a runway disaster, panned by most critics.

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Page Six reported on Friday that Lindsay may soon add “failed fashionista” to her resume.

 
 

Lindsay Lohan disses the New Moon actors. Yes, Lindsay laid a serious tweetdown on Kellan Lutz, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner last night. It was over ex Samantha Ronson and apparently Lindsay’s huge jealousy problem.

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More pictures of Lindsay, Samantha and the New Moon gang…

Lindsay is not having a good month. First her dad releases tapes of her, she is accused of having tantrums for free stuff and then she whines via Twitter! She says:

 
 

Lindsay Lohan threw a Kitson clothing temper tantrum. Lohan was invited (and paid) to show up at Jermaine Dupri’s new watch launchm NuPop at the L.A. Boutique. The watch designer, Pascal Mouawad, in addition to paying the actress to attend offered to give her $500 spending money at the event.

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more Lindsay after the hop…

 
 

A story surfaced today about how Michael Lohan went to Scores and demanded to see strippers who looked like his daughter Lindsay. (Shudder) Michael admits that he went to the strip club, but won’t say he had any women dance for him and vehemently denies that he requested to see any who looked like Lindsay. This is just too gross for words. Even typing it makes me want to go and wash my hands.

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more Lindsay and Michael after the hop…

 
 

Lindsay Lohan shares a room with Ali Lohan. When Lindsay travels, she books two rooms, but her and Ali usually even share a bed. The luggage goes in the second room!

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More pictures of Lindsay after the leap…

Supposedly, Lindsay is protecting Ali. However, I think Lindsay has a severe need to feel secure herself. God knows her parents didn’t make her feel good. From Fox 411: