Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow are enthralled in a nasty cat fight. Madge and Goopy Gwen have been pretentious friends forever, but it seems like the two have hit a rough patch as of late. Reports say it has something to do with business and how both ladies are control freaks and tangled over logistics.
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InTouch had the latest scoop and said:
Madonna and 13-year-old daughter Lourdes are going to collaborate on a clothing line for H&M together. Madonna created her own adult line for H&M a few seasons back and wants to get back into the design game. Alas, Madge is tired and said she doesn’t have the energy to do it all by herself again. So she’s employing her teen daughter Lourdes.
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Apparently, Lourdes as quite the eye. Madonna told usmagazine.com:
Madonna does the dishes like all of us! Shocked? Madonna is doing it for Dolce and Gabbana though. Madonna in a huge poster display at the Dolce and Gabbana store in New York, in which the Queen of Pop is washing dishes.
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Madonna has added yet another boy toy to her collection it appears! Move over Jesus Luz, Adam Senn in encroaching on your territory! Maybe this explains a little bit of mystery too…Adam was linked to Lindsay at the beginning of the year.
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So, maybe that’s why Madonna told Jesus to stay away from Lindsay. They are in competition over the hot male models! From In Touch Weekly:
Madonna doesn’t want Jesus Luz hanging out with Lindsay Lohan. Hm. Guess Her Madgesty has got a slight case of green-eyes toward La Lohan. Who would’ve thought? She’ll be damned if her Jesus is stolen away by that “milkaholic” oops, that’s a bad joke.
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According to The Mirror, Jesus Luz showed up to spin records (since he’s a big, bad DJ now) in Paris and was told to stay away from Lindsay. Madonna even went so far as to make sure they weren’t physically in the same space.
Jesus Luz says he’s already married to Madonna. Ooookay. I guess when you think that and are given a big enough allowance, anything is possible. What happened to Madonna saying she was never marrying again? I guess Jesus wasn’t listening.
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Now all Jesus needs is a tattoo and it’s permanent, right? From Hollyscoop:
“I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age, my father was married, my mother gave birth to me when she was 15.”
