Victoria Beckham’s face apparently scared away the masses on American Idol last night. Aw, poor Posh. It must be tough. Anyway, the former Spice Girl and current Mrs. David Beckham sat in the judge’s chair last night and while the reviews were mixed on her critiques — the vote was unanimous on her mangled-looking face.

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more Victoria after the hop…

HolyMoly.com had a neat little round-up of all the scathing things bitchy journalists said:

Victoria Beckham got David Beckham a bulldog for Christmas. Not just any bulldog, but one puppy that cost $3,000! That’s going to be quite a dog. Would you expect anything less for the Beckham’s though?

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More pictures of David and Victoria after the lick…

David has a reputation of being a bulldog on the soccer field. Victoria took inspiration from that for her gift to David this year. From Contact Music:

Elin Nordegren to meet with Victoria Beckham. Victoria has supposedly reached out to Elin since she and David were rocked by an adulterer claim five years ago. Victoria has some words of wisdom she can offer I guess.

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More pictures of Victoria and Elin after the lunch…

I think Elin’s situation is a bit different though. David supposedly had one mistress, while Tiger has had 14 over the course of their whole five year marriage. Marie Claire says:

Victoria Beckham loves sex and salad. Is that in the right order? Victoria admitted to her favorites during an interview with Allure Magazine. And it isn’t junk food or reading smutty books.

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More pictures of Victoria after the snack…

So I guess Victoria doesn’t munch on a bunch of potato chips when she is hungry. Can you imagine a life without brownies or salty junk foods? No way. Not worth a size 0 dress.  From Ace Showbiz:

David and Victoria Beckham are staying in LA. David and Victoria decided they won’t be leaving their LA home no matter where David plays soccer. That means the kids – Cruz, Brooklyn and Romeo – will be American bred boys. Look out girls!

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More pictures of David and Victoria after the kick…

David admitted he is freaked out that the boys have American accents. But it’s not as bad as living in England had been apparently. From the Mirror:

The Spice Girls are reuniting for the Olympics. The 2012 Olympics are in London, so what better way to celebrate London by having all 5 girls together? Well, maybe the Girls Aloud don’t think so, but I’m sure they’ll get a chance to sing at the event too.

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More pictures of Geri, Mel and Emma after the song…

Even Victoria Beckham is planning on singing for the event. Her husband David has also been featured in commercials hyping the event. Will the Spice Girls make you want to see more? From NME: