Rachel Zoe FIRED assistant Taylor Jacobson. Not sure if any of you are fans of the Bravo show, The Rachel Zoe Project, but Taylor Jacobson was stylist-to-the-stars Rachel Zoe’s curmudgeon assistant. Throughout the two seasons Taylor was often the villain, raining on any good day with a sour attitude and bitchtastic comment that would make even your most dour friend wince.

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Levi Johnston earned himself a sex award for his Playgirl spread. Levi – who is dropping his drawers for an upcoming issue of Playgirl — will now get to adorn his trophy shelf with something sex-themed from the editors of the smut-filled site Fleshbot.com next week in New York City.

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Fleshbot.com’s main editor, Lux Alptraum, thinks his foray into the world of nude modeling is downright noble.
Lamar Odom would like to get Khloe Kardashian pregnant very soon. Hm. Must be in their reality T.V. contract. Lamar must have some ambition about being on T.V. and then venturing into movies or something. There has to be an ulterior motive here.

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The couple visited Chelsea Handler last night and opened up about their soon to be expanding family and reality T.V. ventures.
Megan Fox told the British media she thinks all women have Daddy issues. Her abostultely awful movie, Jennifer’s Body, is opening in England so Megan is making the rounds, letting the inarticulate quotes dribble from her mouth willy nilly. Much to the delight of peopel like us, naturally.

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Megan told Metro (via Celebitchy.com):
Sarah Jessica Parker covers the December issue of Elle and tells the magazine she loves the smell of dirty diapers. SJP just received a set of twin girls (via a surrogate) and revels in drinking in the fragrant smells of their waste. Yeah. Takes all types in this world. All types.

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She tells Elle:
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart grace the December cover of Harper’s Bazaar. Pattinson and Stewart share the wild ride that has catapulted them into the spotlight for better or for worse with the magazine.

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The magazine gets an inside look at the life of Hollywood’s hottest young stars and in the interview the two share their thoughts on each other — and why Stewart’s nickname for Pattinson is Flippy.
Jennifer Lopez might have a sex tape coming out soon…stay tuned! Jennifer is battling with her first ex-husband – AGAIN – trying to block release of his latest work. This time, he says it is a parody of Jennifer, which doesn’t violate the contract he signed with her.

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Jennifer duked it out with this ex last year to block the release of a tell all book. She also won half a million dollars in damages. From the Enquirer:
