Alex Rodriguez recently told reporters he and Madonna are just friends. HA! In fact, Alex says many of the things written about he and Madonna are laughable, and it would take weeks out of his life to refute all the false rumors. So he chooses to do nothing. Hm. Sounds like clever, mangled intellectualizing to us. Denial isn’t only a river in a Egypt, Alex

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Below are a few gems from his People interview: