Alex Rodriguez will not be spending Thanksgiving with his family in Miami this year. Instead he’ll be shacking up with his new keeper, Madonna, eating holy food in New York City. His ex-wife Cynthia in none too happy about this decision. She’s been e-mailing her friends saying awesome things like:

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My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna . . . She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!” as reported by Page Six.