Amy Winehouse and ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil are back together, and er, married. Or so says Facebook. Hey — don’t laugh. This is the day in age in which we trust Twitter for breaking news, so a changed love status on Facebook is certainly fair game.
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According to Winehouse and Blake Facebook stalkers, the two changed their relationship status to “married” and seem to be back causing trouble in London again. Or as Blake status updated:
Amy Winehouse got breast implants. Amy has decided to pump up her assets by inserting a pair of silicone breasts, upping her bra size from a 32 D to a 34 D. She thinks this will help remodel her image back to the old Amy of yesteryear (i.e. pre-rehab/Blake) for her big comeback.
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The Sun says Amy is thrilled to have her new plastic breasts:
Amy Winehouse storms a school and berates some kids. Amy didn’t pick a random school, but went to the one her goddaughter went to. Amy got wind of one of the students picking on her and went to retaliate for her.
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Amy got in the face of the youngster and shouted at her, then spit in her face. She continued the harassment on a few other girls as well. From Dlisted:
Amy Winehouse sneaks ex Blake in her back window! Two security guards in the front of Amy’s place were instructed to not let Blake pass through, so Amy did the smart, high school thing. She snuck him in like a teenager!
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And what’s even funnier – or sad, depending on how you look at it – their divorce was only final last week! From News of the World:
Amy Winehouse gets her UK booze back on. Amy’s been pretty quiet since she returned from St. Lucia to the UK, but maybe cause she’s been at home partying quietly. And Amy’s been pictured sucking her thumb again!
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Amy had been sucking her thumb before she went to St. Lucia, so I guess she wasn’t rehabbed for that! According to The Daily Mail:
Amy Winehouse is cleared of all assault charges. Perhaps you don’t remember, but Amy found herself tangled in a messy little slap-happy assault case stemming from an altercation with a fan last September. The fan, dancer Sherene Flash, accused Amy of hitting her after requesting a photo-op.
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Amy showed up, coherent and well-dressed, in London and the judge said he couldn’t prove that Amy had in fact hit the dancer. So, therefor, our favorite St. Lucia fireball is off the hook. According to usmagazine.com:
Amy Winehouse admit to cheating on Blake Fielder-Civil. You may yawn now. Winehouse confessed to cheating on Blake Fielder-Civil in their divorce papers. Court papers show that when Amy was asked if she admitted “the adultery alleged in the petition”, Amy’s reply, “Yes.” as reports by Female First.
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Blake was granted a Decree Nisi – a preliminary stage of divorce which will then become absolute in six weeks – during a 75-second hearing in the Family Division of London’s High Court on the grounds of Amy’s infidelity today.
