Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have deisgned a snake-inspired jewelry line. Brangelina’s latest venture are husband and wife jewelry designers. The two have created a line of called ‘The Protector’ which includes a series of snakes tangled up into earrings, rings, pendants and even snake goblets. So why snakes you may wonder?

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According to Celebitchy.com (via WWD.com):

 
 

Ian Halperin, author of that explosive Brangelina book Star wrote about this week, says the magazine published false quotes. Star magazine printed a feature on the sham relationship between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The magazine claims Brad is an alcoholic, the two have physical fights, and Angelina still has dalliances with women and so on and so forth.

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Ian spoke to usmagazine.com and said:

 
 

Rosie O’Donnell thinks Angelina Jolie is scary sexy. Rosie O’Donell opened up to Howard Stern about her brief interactions with Angelina Jolie and admitted that she’s partially frightened by Jolie. Rosie met Angie, perhaps, during her bicurious phase. She notes it was pre-Brad Pitt, and even pre-Billy Bob Thortnon. Wow. Angie’s got her fingers in all different types of pots, no?

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Rosie told Stern (via usmagazine.com):

 
 

According to a new tell-all book, Angelina Jolie slept with her mother’s boyfriend. Angelina Jolie, according to the text, was a precocious teen who lured her mother’s boyfriend to bed while she was only 16. Oh, Angelina. We’re disappointed! Disappointed but not surprised. Of course Angelina Jolie slept with her long-suffering mother’s boyfriend.

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RadarOnline.com took a peak at the book and claims mom, Marcheline Bertrand, couldn’t stand the sight of her swollen-lipped spawn after she heard the news.

 
 

This week’s Star reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s children are ill-mannered and behave horribly, running amok in whatever mansion they’re currently inhabiting. Sources close to the family say Brangelina don’t run a very tight ship because they want their “souls to evolve” with plenty of freedom. This is wonderful. Cannot wait for the E! True Hollywood Story of this clan in 20 years.

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Star reported this week (via Celebitchy.com):

 
 

Angelina Jolie made Brad Pitt mad. I’ll give you three guesses as to why Brad and Angie are fighting now. It’s not about money! What else do Brad and Angie have tons of???

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Kids! Brad and Angie have half a continent worth, but Angie is getting more. This is what’s going on via Star Magazine:

 
 

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie eat at McDonald’s. This proves they are not saints, but normal people!  Angelina and Brad were buying Happy Meals for their kids from the drive thru, after leaving the studios. See…parents work all day, tired, too busy to cook so hit the drive thru.

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Brad and Angie seem like cool, down to Earth people. Too bad more stars aren’t like them. According to the NY Daily News: