Well, not entirely true but she does muse on the wonders of having a penis on her latest single, “If I Were A Boy.” If I Were A Boy. Yeah, your guess is as good as mine. This song, leaked from her third album due in November, came out of left-field, but to be honest, it could’ve been pretty humorous had she wailed about a life without periods, child birth, and cellulite. Instead, it sounds like some country song gone terribly wrong. Lyrics below: