New parents, BEYONCE and JAY-Z shunned the 54th Grammy Awards this year to go out for a pizza at their favorite pizza place in Brooklyn.

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Well, they deserve it. New parents are notoriously short on sleep, and if Beyonce and Jay-Z’s devotion to their destiny’s child, Blue Ivy Carter, are any indication, we’re guessing they’re staying up at night with their daughter themselves…

BEYONCE and JAY-Z, after taking their own sweet time, finally revealed their destiny’s child, baby BLUE IVY CARTER in their specially-created Tumblr account entitled: “Hello Blue Ivy Carter.”

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Kelly Rowland was right. Blue Ivy Carter is absolutely gorgeous!

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The proud parents opted to reveal their beloved heir and offspring on their own terms, neither courting the tabloids for a million dollar deal announcement (ahem, Mariah Carey), or keeping their star child to themselves until the media lost interest (e.g., their own super secret wedding in 2008)…

BEYONCE and JAY-Z have began the process of trademarking baby BLUE IVY CARTER. Yes, their destiny’s child will soon become a bona fide legal brand.

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A brand we still haven’t gotten a single glimpse of, by the way.

Apparently Beyonce and Jay-Z needed to take immediate steps to ensure their baby’s name wasn’t used as a brand name for any line of baby-related products, including carriages, diaper bags and baby cosmetics, after a fashion designer, Joseph Mbeh, submitted an application to trademark “Blue Ivy Carter NYC” just four days after the child was born…

Former Destiny’s Child singer, KELLY ROWLAND is gushing about her goddaughter-to-be, BLUE IVY CARTER, calling her “absolutely gorgeous.

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Jay-Z and Beyonce‘s star child, whom no one has laid eyes on except her parents, close family member, nannies, bodyguards, and select friends like Kelly, is fast becoming the mystery of the quarter…when are we going to finally see this wonder baby who’s had the maternity ward of a top New York hospital closed off for her, had a Billboard Top 100 song dedicated to her, classic lullabies created for her, and even a strain of marijuana named after her?

Did SIMON COWELL offer BEYONCE $100 million to join the “X Factor” judging panel? According to the latest Hollywood gossip, Cowell wants Beyonce to become a judge on the show now that they’ve booted all their female judges…

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Now that Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger have been fired from “X Factor,” rumors are swirling about who gets to take their spots… and the number 1 candidate? Beyonce!

BLUE IVY CARTER, BEYONCE and JAY-Z‘s destiny’s child, has cemented her near-cult status in Hollywood…she’s getting classical lullabies dedicated to her now.

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And we haven’t even seen a single glimpse of this magical wonder baby!

We’re already gasping at the news that the new dad has cleaned up his act and vowed to take out the “b” word from his lyrics, now here we have a music production house inspired by Jay-Z‘s devotion to baby Blue, they decided to take some of the hip-hop mogul’s profanity-laced work and as well as some selected Beyonce songs, and transform it into clean, classical lullabies for Blue Ivy Carter to listen to…