Kevin Federline’s Girlfriend Has A Criminal History – BB
Angelina Jolie In Cosmopolitan Germany – F
Britney Spears And Benji Madden, A Love Story – CNW
Barbara Hershey Naked In The Last Temptation Of Christ – MS

S.S. The Hills Season Finale Party – Y
The Bacon Makes This Picture Satisfy Every Male Desire - CH
Ashlee Simpson Wants Payback For Pete Wentz’s Loose Lips – HW
Paris Hilton And Gumby: Separated At Birth? – GB
Actress Anne Dudek Welcomes A Son – HMG
Tony Parker Isn’t Ready To Start His Family With Eva Longoria- HC
Imogen Thomas Says Merry Christmas – NT

Ashley Tisdale’s HOT Shape Magazine Cover Photo – BB
Pete Wentz Reveals That The Breast Milk Of Ashlee Simpson Knows Sour – F
Elizabeth Hurley Says: “Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue” – CNW
Who’s The Hottest Jewish Chick? – MS

Kim Kardashian Wants To Be New Bond Girl? – B
Criss Angel And Holly Madison ‘Ring’ In The New Year Together – HMG
Ginger Kroll, Coming To The Big Screen In NOTORIOUS – HW
Britney Spears Is Not Dating Benji Madden – CB
Jennifer Lopez Fears Skeletor Is Cheating – AW
Kate Hudson Doesn’t Believe In Monogamy – GH
Has Kendra Wilkinson Turned Conservative? – SL

Alas, it turns out Britney Spears and Benji Madden are NOT dating. Drat! Everyone got super-excited pondering Britney sweeping up Paris Hilton’s leftover Benji for the holidays, but no, says her publicist. Methinks Britney got a demoralizing phone call from a Parasite and was told to forget about this whole Benji thing and “nobody will get hurt.” Brit Brit is still fragile, and not ready to duke it out with the mighty P. Hilt. Yet.

more photos after the hop…