Brooke Hogan’s album stinks because of cocaine! Brooke didn’t admit to using cocaine, but Scott Storch, her producer did! Scott recently came out with some catty remarks regarding Brooke and her music.

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Brooke released an album this summer and it has been met with lukewarm…criticism. She’s canceled shows and not had good turn outs for her autograph signings. Why? We could speculate, since her last album wasn’t so hot either. This is what Scott says via Men’s Style:

Brooke Hogan cancels her show from stage fright. OK, she might not have had stage fright exactly, but Brooke says it was stress related and anxiety based.  Now, it seems to me all performers would have stress, that’s the nature of the job. They don’t pull out of shows last minute like Brooke did. But it gets even worse…

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Brooke Hogan turns down WWE role. Why in the world she even admitted she had been offered a role, I don’t know. But Brooke is the daughter of a wrestler, so maybe it’s not that far of a stretch to ask her?

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Nick Hogan isn’t doing anything right now, I wonder if they offered him a job. I think he could use the work more than big sis Brooke could right now. Brooke has a music career, why would she wrestle? From The Superficial:

Brooke Hogan has no Wal-Mart fans. Or at least not many fans in southern Florida, who want to buy her CD and have it autographed. Brooke made an appearance at Wal-Mart in Davie (FL) and had no fans show up.

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Actually, Brooke did have a couple fans. A boy with a cast had her sign his cast. But he didn’t buy a CD. From Moe Jackson:

Brooke Hogan starts a catfight with Heidi Montag. Not face to face – yet – but with one of her songs on the album Brooke just released. And then Brooke made a video to go along with it. Oh boy, here we go because you know Heidi – and boy toy Spencer Pratt - won’t stay quiet about anything!

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Brooke has a song sub-titled Heidi Montag diss. You know that’s just going to cause problems! From the Hollywood Gossip:

Brooke Hogan bans mom Linda Hogan from her birthday party. It seems the Hogan family drama never stops! But I feel sorry for Brooke, since she’s the one who’s had to deal with the most BS. She picked brother Nick up from jail, she’s watched her mom date a 19 year old and her dad date a twenty-something model that looks just like her. Brooke needs a new family!

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Nick Hogan is a freebird today.  Yup, get off the highways in Florida because Nick can drive again.  Brooke Hogan will be picking his sorry butt up from jail today. 

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Do you think prison time will have changed Nick’s attitude about life?  Will he realize what an idiot he was and change his ways?  Maybe he’ll see the light and realize his family is one messed up bunch of crackheads.  And mom can dump her boyfriend that is his same age, since he is back for her.