Uh, probably not.

Brooke attended the unveiling of the “Women In Cages” exhibit on Monday at the Cafeina Lounge in Miami, Florida, along with her parents, friends, and other relatives.

(Yes, she brought her whole family to see naked photos of her plastered on a wall. Cringe much?)

In the nude shots, Brooke is seen posing naked inside a dog cage. A rep for the once-aspiring singer says:

“The photos at the exhibit are very sophisticated and classy and just give the illusion of nude or the perception of nude, but of course to get these shots, the shoot itself is fully nude.”

Brooke, who has always been outspoken about her support for PETA, once told celebrity news that she would happily beat the living hell out of those sadistic people who abuse and torture animals. She was quoted as saying:

“I’d be happy to have my five minutes with one of those animal abusers in a dark alley …”

What do you think of Brooke’s nude photos? Trashy or classy?

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I guess maybe I’d hide if I was Brooke too, when you are about the same age as your step-mom and two years older than your step-dad. Ewww. From Gather:

Hulk Hogan is getting married “ASAP” after he gets home and heals. He admits that his fiance, Jennifer McDaniel, is his source of strength, and reason for coming back to the “good side” from the “dark side”.

“Now that I’ve had a close encounter with the other side, I’m going to move this wedding up. I want to get married to Jennifer right away. It’s true. I was so far on the other side with all that negative energy… I’m all the way back to the good side. (I want to get) married immediately, ” said Hulk Hogan about getting married.

Well, I guess at least this one is past 30, so she isn’t too terribly young. Like Brooke’s mother’s fiance, who is a lot younger. Brooke is laying low and doing…who knows. She hasn’t been out touring and she isn’t posing. Have you seen Brooke?

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Papa Hulk’s new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel looks just like Brooke, it’s creepy. The two were spotted out in New York City yesterday. Hulk brought along his new girl to appear on Howard Stern’s XM Radio show. It is rumored that the two are already engaged.

Howard Stern kept on comparing Hulk Hogan’s girlfriend to his ex-wife, Linda Hogan and his daughter which seemed to have irritated the wrestler. Hulk said his girlfriend was good friends with his ex-wife. Ha! That’s even more creepy, isn’t it?

Hulk’s daughter Brooke has a new hairdo! Hogan stopped in at a salon to get a new color and cut, then afterward she met up with a friend.

You can tell who’s who right? The one with Hulk is the girlfriend. How old do you think his girlfriend is? Hopefully older than Brooke, right?

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Brooke released an album this summer and it has been met with lukewarm…criticism. She’s canceled shows and not had good turn outs for her autograph signings. Why? We could speculate, since her last album wasn’t so hot either. This is what Scott says via Men’s Style:

And his coke-fueled sense of invincibility had him believing he couldn’t fail as a star-maker; he became convinced he could make hit records for his onetime girlfriend Hilton and the unlikeliest of pop divas, Brooke Hogan. The results were disasters, and made Storch a punch line. “I was doing blow 24-7. It was out of control,” he says. “I love Brooke, but I did that shit because her father was putting all sorts of pressure on me.”

Oh boy. Hulk Hogan is going to come out swinging now! Who will defend Brooke and say she is a great singer?

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Brooke was supposed to perform with LMFAO and Sean Kingston. Hulk Hogan was supposed to be the host of the party for the night and HE bailed out once Brooke bailed out. Did he have stress issues too? From Fox News:

The 21-year-old reality starlet/songstress was scheduled to perform alongside Sean Kingston, LMFAO & rising pop princess Kristine Elezaj at PARTY 105’s MEGA JAM Concert in New York this past Saturday. However Pop Tarts has exclusively learned that Hogan pulled out at the last minute after suffering anxiety attacks, along with some other medical ailments.

We’re also told that her famous father Hulk Hogan (who was scheduled to host the whole concert) then withdrew in order to be by his daughter’s side, forcing organizers to proceed without a hosting replacement.

OK, what could the other medical ailments be? Brooke, take care of yourself and get well soon.

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Nick Hogan isn’t doing anything right now, I wonder if they offered him a job. I think he could use the work more than big sis Brooke could right now. Brooke has a music career, why would she wrestle? From The Superficial:

“The WWE have told me that if I ever want to become a wrestler all I need to do is walk through the door and they’ll give me a job straight away. They are always like, ‘Hey Brooke when are you gonna put on some spandex and get in the ring?’

“But it’s just not my interest. I’m more of a girly girl.”

She added: “I would be good at it though, I would really kick ass at it — because I’m really strong and my dad’s trained me up since I was 12-years-old.”

I can’t see her as a real fighter, but more of the side show. Brooke could hang all over those wrestlers and get in some good cat fights to draw the audience in, what do you think?

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Actually, Brooke did have a couple fans. A boy with a cast had her sign his cast. But he didn’t buy a CD. From Moe Jackson:

I don’t know if it was bad marketing by her management or what b/c no one showed up to Brooke’s desk for an autograph. After all, we are in a global financial crisis, so it’s totally understandable why her new album isn’t showing up on any top 10 charts–but I digress. So, as I was saying, we were sent around eight photos & only one photo shows Brooke signing some poor kid’s cast (the kid was in a wheel chair, so he was kinda helpless).

Poor Brooke. At least she is out, trying to do something on her own! her parents are both jokes and her brother is a waste. Brooke is doing the best that she can!

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Brooke has a song sub-titled Heidi Montag diss. You know that’s just going to cause problems! From the Hollywood Gossip:

The full name of the track is “Ur Not That Hot f/ Stack$ & Hollywood Jit (Heidi Montag Diss).”

The song begins with a girl impersonating Heidi Montag (who along with Spencer Pratt, recently dissed Brooke Hogan), leaving a faux message for Brooke:

“Umm. Hey Brooke, what’s up. This is Heidi Montag. I just want to let you know that I’m making a record and that your record … better watch its back. And, if you think that Stack$ is awesome, just wait for Spencer. Bye.”

How petty and immature. I really have no respect for Heidi or Spencer when I hear about stuff like this. I hope Brooke outsells them!

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Brooke’s party went down in Las Vegas, at PURE nightclub over the weekend. It was Brooke’s 21st, and supposedly she had invited everyone in her family. Brooke’s people say Linda chose not to attend. Linda’s people says she wasn’t invited. From Pop Tarts:

Brooke reached out to her mother numerous times and let her know that she was more than welcome at any of her birthday celebrations and that she would love her to be there, but Linda chose not to attend, said a source.

“Linda was really, really hurt,” another source told Tarts. “But Brooke has sided with her father in all of this, she was adamant about not celebrating with her mom or extending an invitation.”

How can Brooke not side with her dad? Her mom is dating someone TWO YEARS younger than her! It’s just gross.

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Brooke is stepping out wearing less and less clothing.   Maybe she has a spread with Playboy coming out soon and she is prepping for the event? Remember, she was non-commital before…but why not do it?  She’d probably have as much or even more clothes on if she did!  Prude?  Don’t think so.

Should she do it or not?

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Hogan appeared on the reality television series Hogan Knows Best, which as the name implies follow the lives of the Hogan family. The show premiered on July 10, 2005 on VH1 and MTV. Brooke’s own spin-off series Brooke Knows Best premiered in July, 2008.

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Brooke says people should only vote when they are informed.  If they aren’t informed, they are voting wrong.  Uh….OK.  She says she doesn’t have enough information to vote yet. 

Does she know there have been debates, speeches, town hall meetings, etc?  Where does this girl hang out where she can’t get informed?  Oh, yeah, I forgot who I was talking about.  They really don’t talk politics in those clubs do they?

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As the sign reads She would rather be with her brother. Perhaps she wants to be locked up!

After publishing these two fake mug shots, Brooke wrote on her site:

LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers…

It’s so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don’t you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!

Love always, Brooke

Seriously if she doesn’t want people to talk about her, don’t be in public eyes! I hope she does shave her eyebrows and I don’t think it would really freak me out!

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Brooke is in a tiff over mom’s behavior.  More accurately, she is embarrassed over her mom’s behavior and doesn’t condone what she is doing.  Linda Hogan – who is supposed to be the mother – is dating someone who is YOUNGER than Brooke is.  Disgusting.  Her boy toy is/was a friend of Nick’s – yeah, he’s still in jail – and is only a year older than Nick at 19. 

I guess if you can’t raise them right, start over with a boyfriend and mold him.  Brooke says she disagrees with her mother over the situation and has quit communicating with her.  I agree.  How would you feel if one of your parents dated someone YOUNGER than you?  Gross.

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I totally do and it’s only a matter of time, that’s what my crystal ball says. Perhaps not nude initially but gradually I see her stripping all for Playboy, that’s my thinking, like it or not.  She’s done Maxim so what’s the big deal? 

Brooke is currently starring in her own VH1 reality show “Brooke Knows Best” and Hugh Hefner and his scotts are keen to sign up Busty Brooke. Can’t blame them – we got papa dating daughter’s ex-buddy, mama dating daughter’s ex-classmate and brother in the clink. Hey, the Hogans are in the news big time! They rock! So with Brooke hitting the adult magazine nude – that would just turn it up a notch for the Hogans, you think?

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A VH1 insider said: “Playboy has asked her to consider doing the cover, or at least a photo shoot.

“Every year the magazine features the girls of the WWE, but this would be Hulk Hogan’s daughter – it would be the ultimate!”

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Brooke Hogan poses for Maxim promoting “Brooke Knows Best”

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Brooke gave the following quote about politics while filming her TV show, Brooke Knows Best:

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”

O. M. G.  She thinks PMS is an excuse?  Good grief…her attitude would put women back fifty years of progress!  Brooke should keep quiet when the cameras are rolling on her show, or she might end up with some superb quotes like Jessica Simpson did from her reality show.  Look what that did for her image…but then again, maybe that is what Brooke wants. 

Do you dig the ditzy blonde routine?

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Linda is dating someone who is the SAME age as her son.  Brooke – the daughter who is only two years older – was interviewed and said she is disgusted by it.  She has cut off her mother from most communication until she gets it together. 

Linda also filed an order with the court that she is fearful of her safety with her husband.  Whatever.  Hulk happens to spend most of his time in LA filming American Gladiators…real threat to her in Florida. 

Meanwhile, Nick is wasting away in jail and hopefully learning his lesson.

For fun, click over to INO and see what a bar owner in Linda’s town thinks – he displays it for everyone to see.

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The show takes place in and around the 20-year-old’s Miami crib, where she and her two roommates deal with dating, partying, and Brooke’s emerging music career. “When I was with my old record label, a certain producer forced me to do stuff that was not me,” Brooke says. “I told them I had R&B vocal training, and they put me on a 50 Cent beat! So I’m ready to reinvent myself.”

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John Graziano was the victim and former friend of Nick Hogan who was riding with him in a drag race. Graziano has had serious head trauma and remains in a Florida hospital in a vegetative state and Nick Hogan is behind bars. Did Hulk also believe it was God’s will for him to have a crazy assed-son do stupid, illegal things? Is Nick learning to be a better person in jail too?

Get the Hogan’s away from TV…they just make people more mad!

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So what do you do when your mom is dating a guy who is a year younger than you?  Brooke says she does not condone it, but she is her mother and has to be supportive.  No she doesn’t!  Brooke, tell your mom to quit sleeping around in the day care center.  It’s sicko!!!  The Hogan’s never should have agreed to reality TV!  They have been a mess ever since they signed up for the show.

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