Bruce, Kardashian momager Kris Jenner‘s silent and submissive other half, has recently been hit with claims he’s a closet cross-dresser who loves going around in lacy lingerie, wigs and size 13 high-heels. And he’s no stranger to the surgeon’s knife, either, having modified his features considerably some time in the past, making him look, unfortunately, like a middle-aged lesbian. And now the scar…has he gone under the scalpel again?

Celebrity news investigated this new facial feature, and discovered that, yes, 62-year-old Bruce Jenner has indeed had plastic surgery…but not in the way you think. The scar was from surgery to incise a cancerous growth on his face, and not for aesthetic purposes.

According to Jenner in an interview with Access Hollywood, his first plastic surgery procedure was over 25 years ago, and he really wasn’t pleased with the results.

“Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift.”

Stepdaughter Kim Kardashian said in the 2009 interview.

And while the results were way better than the first facelift, it still left Bruce looking like your average sixth-grade old maid teacher.

Do you think the scar from this third procedure to incise said cancerous growth leaves him looking any better?

A little more Rambo-ish, maybe?

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Wait…isn’t Ellen Kardashian the same woman who’s telling everyone Khloe isn’t the biological child of Robert Kardashian, but is a product of one of Kris Jenner‘s unfaithful indiscretions? So how did she come by this kind of information about someone else’s husband?

We all know the women of the Kardashian Klan are famous for their extravagant red carpet outfits, expensive jewelry and global fashion collections, but according to Ellen K., former 1976 Olympic decathlete gold medal winner, Bruce Jenner, 62, shares this kind of fetish, as well.

Ellen told Star Magazine she learned of this juicy tidbit from Bruce Jenner‘s ex-wife, Chrystie, who spilled the beans on his cross-dressing alter ego:

“Of course Bruce was every woman’s heartthrob when he was that age, right? But Chrystie said, ‘Yeah, until I went on a trip and I came back and he had gone through all my clothes. And I found my bras… He’d clip them together and wear them…I couldn’t live with that.’”

So Chyrstie divorced Bruce, who moved on to Kris Jenner…a wife who didn’t actually mind what her husband wore as long as she had the last say in managing the family and their fortunes.

But one of the Kardashian daughters had a problem with their stepdad traipsing around in size 13 stilettos around the house.

“Khloe called her dad (Robert Kardashian) and she was very upset, crying and screaming about it,”

Ellen said, revealing that the senior Kardashian finally realized the over-sized clothes, wigs, and shoes Khloe found in her mother’s closet weren’t her mom’s. So he told her to stop snooping around other people’s stuff. And that was that.

No wonder Bruce seems to have no say in the Kardashian household.  He knows the women all hold his explosive secret and it’ll take no more than a tiny word of complaint from him before the proverbial human refuse hits the fan.

Don’t you think this’ll make a great ratings booster for several episodes on Season 7 of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians?”

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The latest episode of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ follows the Kardashian mother hen as she announces her decision to drop Jenner—the name she’s had for the past 20 years—and go back to being Kris Kardashian.

Why? Because it’s their “brand” name.

Khloe, the youngest “Kardashian” daughter, didn’t think it was a good idea and immediately told her mom off until the latter was driven to tears.

Kris apparently felt so bad afterwards that she decided to surprise her husband Bruce by putting his picture on the family wall, which made him quite happy. And that was the end of that.

Does it even matter what her last name is, anyway? Why doesn’t she just leave being a “Kardashian” to Kim and the others? They do it so well, after all.

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More pictures of Kim after the bling…

Kim is never one to pass up a chance to pose for the cameras. She looked great doing it too – probably happy she is out of a lawsuit this week as well. From I’m Not Obsessed:

In just a few days, the reality star is heading to Australia to make a quick buck.

“It’s official! Heading to Australia on April 19 to help launch MOTOBLUR handsets for Optus.

I wish there was a way to find out what celebs charge for these appearances! Kim is going to get to visit a new country, go to a party, take a few pics and then collect a nice check in the end. Best. Job. Ever.

What would your dream job be? Kim seems to be doing hers and getting paid nicely in the process!

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more Bruce Jenner photos after the hop…

As Kim tells people.com:

“Bruce has gotten a lot of media criticism in the past for getting an ill-advised partial facelift and a nose job. He has never ever spoken about this until now. It’s very heartfelt and I think people will see how sweet and simply human Bruce is. Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift. The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result.”

You know, this is surprising. Bruce doesn’t seem vain in the slightest on the show.