For the December issue of Elle, Carrie Underwood set the record straight about Tony Romo (he doesn’t call her) and Michael Phelps (they never dated). Memo to Carrie: you are NO fun, c’mon! Keep the vagueness. Smile coyly in that nosy reporter’s face and say “I don’t talk about my personal life.” Help promote your newest tour—it’s done wonders for Madonna. Trust.

more photos after the deny, deny, deny…