Gisele and Tom Brady are not engaged. Round and round we go again! Gisele and Tom have supposedly gotten engaged so many times in the past, and we really thought this past Christmas Eve proposal was for real. Nope.  Gisele, however, does call the press and gossip mongers “creative.”

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She told Brazilian magazine Caras Gi via The Boston Herald:

Brad Pitt told Newsweek he’s never Googled himself. During the magazine’s 13th Annual Oscar Round Table discussion Brad talked about the perils of fame (HA) and what technological gadgets he uses.

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The reason Brad doesn’t Google himself isn’t because he isn’t vain (we know that), it’s because he’s practically a Luddite. He tells Newsweek:

“Dear God. No. Never [does he Google himself]. First of all, I don’t really know how to operate a computer…I have a Blackberry.”

The reports yesterday that Kanye West wants to get into porn are false, false, false according to Kanye West’s blog. Kanye supposedly gave some interview with King magazine, where he said he’d be open to doing bisexual porn but admitted people may find that weird. “I am who I am,” he said.

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But one question remained when Kanye read those reports: Why can’t we allow him to be great? We the media are always trying to smash out his greatness? Damn us!

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s engagement to Ross McCall ended partially because she was overly needy and insecure in the relationship, reports Us Weekly. After Ross and Jennifer were engaged for almost a year, they called off the wedding. However, she says the two are both still wearing their rings. So perhaps there could be a reconciliation?

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Sources who saw the two on the Ghost Whisperer set said this:

Dita von Teese is returning to Paris and their famous review. Nude review, that is.  Would Dita have it any other way, besides in the buff?  Well, only if it was circa 1940s and 1950s clothing.

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Dita has been in the US for awhile, doing small projects and working on her Wonderbra campaign.  But she won’t be living the slow life anytime soon.  According to Reuters:

Brad Pitt poses on the red carpet with his fly down. Oops!  Was it left down on purpose, in case Angelina Jolie came strumming around and needed easy access?  No wonder how they got 6 kids.  Oops, was that mean?

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