KRIS JENNER is the new face of sexual lubrication.

Yup. You read that right. The Kardashian Klan’s momager has been hired as spokemodel for a brand of lube. And strangely enough, we think it’s fitting, considering her self-admitted propensity for bedroom antics.

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Kris Jenner has just been signed on as the face of Zestra Essential Arousal Oils, and she’s the first thing you see on their website telling everyone she’s “passionate” about feeling “aroused” and experiencing “deep, pleasurable sensations”…

MADONNA gave a dazzling special effects-filled, but strangely lethargic Super Bowl halftime show. Can’t blame the old girl…she’s 53, after all.

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Maybe we still can’t forget that dynamic 2004 Super Bowl performance where Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson imprinted that wardrobe malfunction into our retinas forever. But who can discount the time when The Rolling Stones dominated halftime in 2006, Bruce Springsteen in 2009, and last year with Usher and the Black Eyed Peas?

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GWYNETH PALTROW covered the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar where she declared she prefers wrinkles to Botox.

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And as we haven’t seen a single wrinkle on the smooth peaches and cream complexion of her Goop-iness, we suppose we’ll take her statement as plain, unvarnished truth. For the time being…

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MILEY CYRUS just broke her tailbone doing “flips.” Why she was so gung ho about performing acrobatics in her living room, no one can say.

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Unless she was performing for someone, and that someone owned the penis cake presented to him for his 22nd birthday which Miley tried so hard to fellate for the cameras a week ago.

What is it with Miley and her exuberant antics these days. Sure she’s young, but we’d expect a nine-year-old to attempt Cirque du Soleil tricks at home…not a 19-year-old!

DEMI MOORE has sought treatment for exhaustion and other health issues as she continues to deal with the fallout from her upcoming divorce from ASHTON KUTCHER.

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The 49-year-old actress and mother of three had previously caused shock at her sudden weight loss and haggard appearance last year as she and Ashton struggled to save their marriage caused by the “Two and A Half Men” star’s alleged cheating in Chicago on the eve of his and Demi‘s sixth wedding anniversary…

Comedian TRACY MORGAN collapsed at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah after giving a speech Sunday night and had to be rushed to a hospital.

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Let’s hope that speech had nothing to do with homophobia, because if it did, someone attentively listening in the audience may have been equipped with a little doll and a couple of dozen pins. On the other hand, maybe the collapse might have been caused by a whole bottle of scotch, maybe?